Dear HolyJuan, I just found out that my friend is going to vote for Donald Trump. I really like this person and I would like to remain fr...

Here's your stinking $10,000

This is not going to be a list about jumper cables, a wool blanket, toilet paper and kitty litter.  Your dad can tell you what items you sh...

There is no perfect card that you can buy off the rack.  There are cards that are close, but perfect cards have to be created and not purcha...

I found a flashlight in our yard as I was mowing. It was extremely nice. When I turned it on outside, it made the sun dim a little bit. Once...

If you are like me, you don’t know anything about craft beer or imports or even the pale yellow stuff that comes in a gimmicky bottle. For ...

Obituaries are no fun if you can’t read them, especially when it’s your own. If everyone else is like me, people like to hear about themsel...

I was going to call this Top Ten Wedding Reception Pet Peeves, but I can’t stand people that have pet peeves. Instead, here is a list of te...

I met Freckled Jenn and Eric at a brewery called Lineage. She suckered be in by telling me they had a Wheat beer infused with Sour Patch Ki...

I was in Turkey for three weeks working at a museum. My assumption before visiting Turkey was that I would be drinking a lot of Turkish co...

You are pregnant and you want to hold off telling the world for a few weeks. Most of your co-workers and friends have accused you of being ...

I work with people that design Things and people that build Things. These people usually do not get along. The designers want the impossible...

I wrote a draft of a play called "My Pineapple Heart."  In acquaintance of mine (yes, I am allowed to have an acquaintance,) MaryB...

Baby Borg wants to assimilate your living room floor. Photo by  @ mike_denison .

Here at the HolyJuan house, the only way to get our kids to eat eggs is to make Hobo Eggs for them. I'm sure it's because it is cool...

My co-worker, Hugh, found this spoon below at the Goodwill Store. (Side Story - We have a project that requires a large amount of spoons and...

Tom Lynch ( @ DIGcomic   on Twiiter)   heard I was going to be on jury duty next week and created this drawing. I absolutely love it.

Empty mason jar Fill with ice Add coffee One creamer Two creamers Top off with more ice After three of these I vi...

I think everyone is aware that July 30th is the Annual Update Your Laminated List Day! As you all know, a laminated list is the three f...

What NOT TO GET your dad for Father’s Day 1. Soap on a Rope (unless he’s in jail) 2. The DNA test (let’s just keep that between Mom a...

You've seen these road/traffic signs, but do you know what they really mean? Short Cut Many of us know this as “No Through Trucks,” ...