The Tin Man sighed. Most tin men would just squeak. Or make chittering noises as their parts rub together. When there were armies of tin me...

Art is easy. Take some stuff and rub it on some other stuff. Maybe add some yarn and burn one of the edges off. It’s art. Good job. ...

On Friday, October 18 th , local Columbus artists Tom Lynch and Jeffrey Stemen will be hosting an art show in Clintonville ( https://www.fa...

Miss Sally ensures that Greg’s soccer gear is ready for practices and games the night before. This involves washing clothes and knowing wher...

Writing is hard. It’s hard because there are many things I would rather do than write. A list of things I would rather do than write:...

I always feel bad when I review a band because my taste in music is so poor that any band that I like is doomed to face the scrutiny of ever...

HOLLYWOOD (HJ) – With the release of the new pop band Snozberries Taste Like Snozberries ’ debut album, “Lick It”, it has been officially an...

It’s easy to show up late to work and leave early if you follow these simple tips. Clandestine Closet You’ll need to find a closet near th...

My good friend, Stephanie, is a graphic designer and created this mostly all inclusive family restroom sign:

The older I get, the more things change and disappear. Some are my fault. Surprisingly  most aren't.  Here's a list of the things I...

The bacon came out looking very interesting this morning.

A few weeks ago, we were at an installation on an active construction site. We had planned on staying long past when many of the constructio...

This is our men's bathroom at work. Guys will understand what a difficult decision this is.

Nothing to see here. Move along, mother.

(Author's Note: Stop reading now. This is an incredibly depressing story that is both heartbreaking and  irreverent. I warned you.) ...

Here is a first hand look at the Joe Paterno statue being melted down in the only place where it would be able to be destroyed.

Talk to any Social Media expert and they’ll expound about all the great things Twitter can do for you. Bullshit. Here are the things that ...

Some people were fooled yesterday into believing that June 27th, 2012 was future date Marty traveled to.  Fortunately I have the real screen...

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

How The Frack do I do the Turing Google Doodle? I don't know. And you can't ask Turing because he killed himself because assholes ca...

Another classic COSI bathroom prank.

I am impressionable.   Almost immediately so.   I have visceral reactions to most everything.   Most commercials get their intended emot...

I spent a good bit of 1997 and 1998 at a bar called Clancy's. Handsome Joe and I accidentally found it one night in German Village. You ...

Don't ever write about writing. No one wants to hear about that.  Even once you have become a successful writer, people don't want t...

This photo is from my buddy Chris who lives in the Tampa area. About six weeks ago, three blocks from his house, the sign on the right pop...