I always feel bad when I review a band because my taste in music is so poor that any band that I like is doomed to face the scrutiny of ever...

HOLLYWOOD (HJ) – With the release of the new pop band Snozberries Taste Like Snozberries ’ debut album, “Lick It”, it has been officially an...

It’s easy to show up late to work and leave early if you follow these simple tips. Clandestine Closet You’ll need to find a closet near th...

My good friend, Stephanie, is a graphic designer and created this mostly all inclusive family restroom sign:

The older I get, the more things change and disappear. Some are my fault. Surprisingly  most aren't.  Here's a list of the things I...

The bacon came out looking very interesting this morning.

A few weeks ago, we were at an installation on an active construction site. We had planned on staying long past when many of the constructio...

This is our men's bathroom at work. Guys will understand what a difficult decision this is.

Nothing to see here. Move along, mother.

(Author's Note: Stop reading now. This is an incredibly depressing story that is both heartbreaking and  irreverent. I warned you.) ...

Here is a first hand look at the Joe Paterno statue being melted down in the only place where it would be able to be destroyed.

Talk to any Social Media expert and they’ll expound about all the great things Twitter can do for you. Bullshit. Here are the things that ...

Some people were fooled yesterday into believing that June 27th, 2012 was future date Marty traveled to.  Fortunately I have the real screen...

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

How The Frack do I do the Turing Google Doodle? I don't know. And you can't ask Turing because he killed himself because assholes ca...

Another classic COSI bathroom prank.

I am impressionable.   Almost immediately so.   I have visceral reactions to most everything.   Most commercials get their intended emot...

I spent a good bit of 1997 and 1998 at a bar called Clancy's. Handsome Joe and I accidentally found it one night in German Village. You ...

Don't ever write about writing. No one wants to hear about that.  Even once you have become a successful writer, people don't want t...

This photo is from my buddy Chris who lives in the Tampa area. About six weeks ago, three blocks from his house, the sign on the right pop...

The Bird Cage burnt down.  It was a bar in Prescott, AZ in a place called Whiskey Row. A total loss. But this story begins at an ATM m...

My son is studying for his Ohio 3rd Grade Achievement Assessment test. He brought home this practice test and I'm confused. Take a look...

There are three ways to climb The Mountain at night: The Baby Bear Path, The Momma Bear Path and the Papa Bear Path.  The Baby Bear Pa...

My friend Terry reminded me today that there was a time in my life when a close group of friends would climb Mt. Pleasant (Standing Stone ...

Not Rabbit... rabid.

COLUMBUS, OH - The National League of Churches convened an emergency meeting this past Monday to discuss the scarcity of new, clever church ...

Second sign stolen in two years.

For a few quarters in college, Nick, Doug and I all lived in the same apartment together.  When we first moved in, we drew straws to see wh...

It was Handsome Joe that invented The Lumberjack. A few friends met at a bar that was at least two notches higher than my calling, but I w...

Westerville OH (FD) – It has been almost two years to the day since John Laughlin of Westerville, Ohio defensively stuck his Ron Paul for Pr...

Sally had something to tell me and she did not want me to be mad. I, too, had something to say to her and I hoped the same. My something...

Filling a dirty pan with water and letting it soak is not considered washing it. Staying out late is being out until 11:59pm Staying out ...

COLUMBUS, OH (FD)- The Ohio Senate voted unanimously on S.B. 189 this past Thursday to change the name of Lake Erie to Lake Ohio. Senator...

I was a late bloomer.  I was a good kid in high school.  I didn't drink until after football season my senior year. I didn't sneak o...

If you run Firefox and are trying to remove MyWebSearch, try the following: Delete any "MyWebSeach" extensions under menu TOOLS ...