I assume the creator of this ad on Facebook is not. As found on Facebook.

My friend Kit is raising money to cure cancer by riding in the Pelotonia .  Here's a personal email from Kit that he sent to our group o...

Want to have some fun while staying in a hotel? First, find the hotel room pen and paper: Second, write a list on the pad. Make sure yo...

For my birthday (well, it was on my birthday) a few coworkers decided we should have a milkshake taste test. Seeing as we are not located i...

A few hours ago, Fake Dispatch was extremely hungry and posted the following: When I got home, I decided, "Why the hell not?" ...

Yes, Beth, birds can see the color yellow.  I'm just fucking with you.

What NOT TO GET your dad for Father’s Day 1. Soap on a Rope (unless he’s in jail) 2. The DNA test (let’s just keep that between Mom and t...

A conversation on Facebook. He deleted his comments, but I knew he was going to so I took a screen shot. Click image to see huge-like.

I've worked in the museum business for a good chunk of time. For a while, I was a traveling exhibit manager, which meant I got to work ...

Our local radio station, CD101 , is turning 21 years old. I can remember when they first came on the air. The are an awesome independent, ...

I have a Twitter account called Fake Dispatch . Fake Dispatch is actually more popular than HolyJuan and I need to get over that. Recently...

It's almost like they don't want you to open it.

...but I like Greg's a whole lot better.

(AUTHOR’S UPDATE:  Ray was alive when I wrote this. Since his death, I’ve felt bad about how I wrote it.  I think it was my way of dealing...

Here's Beth and I at work.

Greg pretty much nailed his Mother's Day card this year:

Years and years ago, my little sister thought that it was important enough to cut out two Calvin and Hobbes comics and put them on poster bo...

I haven't changed much in 26 years.

Yesterday on Fake_Dispatch , I came up with an Easter idea so surgarly horrific that diabetics worldwide all simultaneousness wept when I po...