...but I like Greg's a whole lot better.

(AUTHOR’S UPDATE:  Ray was alive when I wrote this. Since his death, I’ve felt bad about how I wrote it.  I think it was my way of dealing...

Here's Beth and I at work.

Greg pretty much nailed his Mother's Day card this year:

Years and years ago, my little sister thought that it was important enough to cut out two Calvin and Hobbes comics and put them on poster bo...

I haven't changed much in 26 years.

Yesterday on Fake_Dispatch , I came up with an Easter idea so surgarly horrific that diabetics worldwide all simultaneousness wept when I po...

When we were growing up, our salads only knew two types of dressing: French and the make-it-yourself Good Seasons Italian. In purchasing t...

Miss Sally, Greg, Annie and I went to a new park in Westerville. It's a pretty cool little park. There are a bunch of standard park sl...

Until today, I had not taken the opportunity to eat at Five Guys Burger or Graffiti Burger. We were debating which one we should go to. So...

I love this song. It is hard not singing the lyrics while around people who might be offended. Luckily I hardly know anyone like that.

I didn't think there was enough camaraderie at work or sharing of mutual agreement of team member participation, so I thought I would se...

This past Tuesday I went to two separate meet-ups in Columbus. One was organized by Columbus Underground and held at The Jury Room and th...

One of the best perks at my job is that we have a pop machine with twenty-five cent pop. On top of the machine is a Tupperware cup with at ...

I'm not sure if you were ever a fan of Homestar Runner , but I was and still am.  For about three years, all I ever did was reference Ho...

Portal 2 is coming out soon.  I just noticed something about the two characters in the demo videos.