I cook dinner sometimes. Sometimes it actually works out. I also like to pretend that I am a real chef where I can time things out perfect...

It’s the third week of February and you know what that means! It’s UPDATE YOUR LAMINATED LIST week. As you all know, a laminated list is t...

Yo. This is a bummer article and if you are looking for the standard penis jokes then I apologize. This is for someone who's got a sti...

I went to Taco Bell on Friday night early Saturday morning and ended up shooting chili cheese burrito down the front of my jacket. Sally h...

Here are two related tales that I like to call, "Half Tie" and "Beer Leg" which both hold hands with our good friend, fr...

Dear Holy Juan, In a few short months I will be getting married. This means my future wife and I will be moving into a new home soon. You...

Yeah!

We’ve been going to Skully’s Ladies 80s night for the past eight years. It used to be that we would go twice a month. Then once every mont...

These lighters are handed out for free at a local bar. I assume they are paid for by the Law Firm on the lighter.

Stu and I were supposed to see the Freelace Whales when they were in Columbus. He had something else come up and I neglected to go. I soon...

Greg asked for more peas at dinner. I gave him more peas. He said that was too many. I said, "How many is too many?" So how...

I'm not sure what the back story to this is, but I assume it's pretty creepy and gross.

It was bound to happen. I even predicted it a while ago. I just never thought it would actually happen. Skully's has dropped the name ...

Ann wanted an ice cream maker. When the store didn’t have what we wanted and instant gratification kicked in, I bought her the “Cra-Z-Art 6...

Got this spam e-mail from someone. He fell for my reply. Don't go to the website in the e-mail, mom. **EDIT** OK, no one go to that ...

Here is the scene of the crime where the knife was murdered.

Piggy back ride!

I received this box of Bacon Pop - Bacon Flavored Microwave Popcorn as my Reddit Secret Santa Gift. I could not wait to try it! There w...