A note found outside a bar/restaurant in Columbus: I'm really wondering how this note got to the place in the parking lot. I see three ...

I'm a fan of tank tops. Most the time. Sadly, this gentleman, seen at a local bar, didn't realize that his shirt made it look like...

Rodney was at our offices for business yesterday. We wrapped up late in the day and he stuck around for dinner and drinks. We finished din...

Since I left my previous job, I have really been missing my good friend Erik. We decided that we would grab a beer and catch up on life. (...

I was out of town at a trade show recently and Al and I were having drinks with Rodney. We sat at the corner of the bar with Rodney playing...

It's good to see that I am fitting in at the new job:

RUSHVILLE: Michael Lee Robinette, 62, of Rushville, Ohio, died peacefully in his sleep, Sunday, November 21, 2010 at his residence. Mike was...

I'm not sure if you remember the Guess How Much Money is in the Bag contest , but the winner of the contest was some guy named John from...

Restraint is not correcting the English teacher's note and sending it back to her.

Listen. You've basically been a turd your whole life. You don't care for anyone but yourself. Well, fucker, it's time to care ...

The resemblance is uncanny.

On one of my last days at my old job, I was offered a look at one of our postage paid return envelopes that had been delivered back to our o...

At my previous place of employment, our credit card system required you to change your password every three months. Because I only accessed...

It turns out that there really is something called Buttonweed: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diodia

Call me a liar, but it's true... I don't smoke weed. It makes my hands feel big and my head thrums with every heartbeat. I just don...

The best Greg and Dad pumpkin yet:

Jen and Robert's wedding was great yesterday. It was wonderful catching up with old friends. Many drinks were consumed and after we wer...

For those of you unaware, Erik and I no longer work together. Let's just say that those sexual harassment "guidelines" actual...

From our friends at WBNS in Columbus, OH.

I am a grocery store stereotypist. When I am heading for the line, I look for a few clues that get me though the line quicker. Sometimes I...

I am not allowed to have new things. I break and damage them too quickly. So we buy used cars. Four years ago, we were in search of a min...

I know you know how to drive just fine, but the asshole in front of you has no idea what the hell he’s doing. Here’s why: 1. Mirrors aren...

As seen on the ground outside the Varsity Club after the Ohio University v Ohio State game.

Greg had strep for the fourth time in two months and we were weary. We’d gone from the bubble gum amoxicillin to some antibiotic with twice...

Sometimes you accidentally end up dressing similarly to someone at work. Sometimes it gets downright creepy. Right down to the shoes.

Many of you may know that I do not like the INSERT key . When I get to a new job, I remove it. When I get ready to leave that job, I repla...

No one wants to see these on a plate together.

Gunnullostra (n) - The national sport of Chile. Usually played with two, 17 person teams.

...can't seem to get between the lines. I'll miss you, Smarter Doug.

Two days ago I got a comment on my story about how 100 calorie packs of Swedish Fish are not as good as the full sized ones . In the story I...