The best Greg and Dad pumpkin yet:

Jen and Robert's wedding was great yesterday. It was wonderful catching up with old friends. Many drinks were consumed and after we wer...

For those of you unaware, Erik and I no longer work together. Let's just say that those sexual harassment "guidelines" actual...

From our friends at WBNS in Columbus, OH.

I am a grocery store stereotypist. When I am heading for the line, I look for a few clues that get me though the line quicker. Sometimes I...

I am not allowed to have new things. I break and damage them too quickly. So we buy used cars. Four years ago, we were in search of a min...

I know you know how to drive just fine, but the asshole in front of you has no idea what the hell he’s doing. Here’s why: 1. Mirrors aren...

As seen on the ground outside the Varsity Club after the Ohio University v Ohio State game.

Greg had strep for the fourth time in two months and we were weary. We’d gone from the bubble gum amoxicillin to some antibiotic with twice...

Sometimes you accidentally end up dressing similarly to someone at work. Sometimes it gets downright creepy. Right down to the shoes.

Many of you may know that I do not like the INSERT key . When I get to a new job, I remove it. When I get ready to leave that job, I repla...

No one wants to see these on a plate together.

Gunnullostra (n) - The national sport of Chile. Usually played with two, 17 person teams.

...can't seem to get between the lines. I'll miss you, Smarter Doug.

Two days ago I got a comment on my story about how 100 calorie packs of Swedish Fish are not as good as the full sized ones . In the story I...

condrariam -n A word that Sarah Palin actually thinks is a real word and then when she finds out it isn't, makes up some excuse as to wh...

I’m sure you know the uses of the question mark and exclamation point: “Fuck me?” “Fuck you!” But what happens when you pair them? When sho...

The dollar sign comes before the number even though you say “twenty dollars” when it looks like this .$20 No one says dollars .twenty At ...

I guess I'll go "borrow" some bricks from the neighbor's patio.

Reason #7 Why I Have a Great Job I find this kind of stuff on my desk at least once a week.

Ann is four years old and her preschool class went to a local "take and bake" pizza place where they were able to make their own p...

I have many teeth and at one time I had many cavities, but they are now drilled out and filled with silver stuff (older) and kinda white stu...

Here's a photo from John and Beckah. As they were driving, they saw this dude in the car next to them. It's hard to tell, but the d...

I hate the visceral feeling of regret you get when something starts going downhill and you can either ride the out of control wagon to the b...

I think there is a different explanation for this now. An AT&T worker was killed yesterday in an on the job accident. http://www2.nbc4...

Dustin, Doug and Liz. More to come.

As seen in Columbus, OH.

Despite what you may believe, most women are not crazy. In fact, they probably have their shit together more than you. But for those of yo...

I pulled out our dusty copy of RollerCoaster Tycoon about a year ago and Greg and I play on and off. Recently, Greg, who just turned seven,...

We make our own coffee at work. We are not allowed to have coffee makers because many of us are too stupid to pull the 1/4 full pot off the...