I have many teeth and at one time I had many cavities, but they are now drilled out and filled with silver stuff (older) and kinda white stu...

Here's a photo from John and Beckah. As they were driving, they saw this dude in the car next to them. It's hard to tell, but the d...

I hate the visceral feeling of regret you get when something starts going downhill and you can either ride the out of control wagon to the b...

I think there is a different explanation for this now. An AT&T worker was killed yesterday in an on the job accident. http://www2.nbc4...

Dustin, Doug and Liz. More to come.

As seen in Columbus, OH.

Despite what you may believe, most women are not crazy. In fact, they probably have their shit together more than you. But for those of yo...

I pulled out our dusty copy of RollerCoaster Tycoon about a year ago and Greg and I play on and off. Recently, Greg, who just turned seven,...

We make our own coffee at work. We are not allowed to have coffee makers because many of us are too stupid to pull the 1/4 full pot off the...

This photo was attached to a Craigslist posting that is sadly not available anymore. Now I can't stop saying, "Tars" in a Sout...

You can't tell me the same person wrote both these tweets:

Dear Holy Juan, I have a little dilemma that needs to be handled with tact. Our new neighbors keep parking their car in front of our house. ...

This week, Erik delves into both music and deliciousness. This edition of Erik Eats presents the holiness that is CORIS Whistle Candy. It lo...

Years ago, Taco Bell ran a series of commercials in which two guys would say "Zesty!" back and forth to each other in various, dif...

Can you find the hidden word in this color blind test pattern? (scroll down for answer) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The hidden word is GUL...

Just back in to your own spot, jerk.

I had to look twice to figure out where the 1/2" washers were in the parts list.

While the United States Invasion of Iraq was pretty stupid, it is not in the Top Ten of Most Stupid Conflicts. They are: 10. The Salisbury ...

For years, I have kept a backlog of stories and anecdotes in the steel reinforced folds of the back of my brain. It is the place where my ...

I didn't notice until we got to the game that Miss Sally had picked out the Homestar Runner t-shirt for Greg. With me in my Midnight Mo...

Either that dude couldn't wait to get home for the unboxing or he was Jonesin' for some wi-fi. Photo courtesy of @tgoodnight

The Phertatradon is the most feared dinosaur in the world. If you take its photo, it will charge and more than likely kill the photographer...

Patton Oswalt - Black Angus I am getting a st… I'm gonin’.. when I fly back to LA tomorrow I am going to the Buggy Whip restaurant and ...

The official program of the 2010 Lollapalooza came with an iTunes card glued in the back. Upon inspection, it read that the card was good f...

"Places" might be a wonderful option for some people, but I'd rather not let my entire collection of "friends" or th...

I created a list yesterday of the Top Ten Worst Stripper Names. Not my best work by far. In that list, amongst the wretched and disgusting...

It’s best if you read these prefaced by saying, “And now welcome to the main stage the lovely…” 1. Smegma 2. Androgyny 3. Infectious 4. Sat...

We finally got a winner in the Bag o' Money contest. John from North Carolina correctly guessed $16.91. Here's the goods before the...

Billy invited us up to Cleveland to go see a few bands at the Beachland Ballroom. Billy has very good taste in music and has yet to let us ...

Oddly enough, we thought of these t-shirts while we were at Lollapalooza. If you and your two stoned friends want t-shirts, you can buy the...

Anne had a baby this morning. A little girl named Lillian Marie. Happy happy!

One plugged flat tire and 250 miles later we were within 20 minutes of Eric’s place in Chicago. We texted back and forth to coordinate when...