I didn't notice until we got to the game that Miss Sally had picked out the Homestar Runner t-shirt for Greg. With me in my Midnight Mo...

Either that dude couldn't wait to get home for the unboxing or he was Jonesin' for some wi-fi. Photo courtesy of @tgoodnight

The Phertatradon is the most feared dinosaur in the world. If you take its photo, it will charge and more than likely kill the photographer...

Patton Oswalt - Black Angus I am getting a st… I'm gonin’.. when I fly back to LA tomorrow I am going to the Buggy Whip restaurant and ...

The official program of the 2010 Lollapalooza came with an iTunes card glued in the back. Upon inspection, it read that the card was good f...

"Places" might be a wonderful option for some people, but I'd rather not let my entire collection of "friends" or th...

I created a list yesterday of the Top Ten Worst Stripper Names. Not my best work by far. In that list, amongst the wretched and disgusting...

It’s best if you read these prefaced by saying, “And now welcome to the main stage the lovely…” 1. Smegma 2. Androgyny 3. Infectious 4. Sat...

We finally got a winner in the Bag o' Money contest. John from North Carolina correctly guessed $16.91. Here's the goods before the...

Billy invited us up to Cleveland to go see a few bands at the Beachland Ballroom. Billy has very good taste in music and has yet to let us ...

Oddly enough, we thought of these t-shirts while we were at Lollapalooza. If you and your two stoned friends want t-shirts, you can buy the...

Anne had a baby this morning. A little girl named Lillian Marie. Happy happy!

One plugged flat tire and 250 miles later we were within 20 minutes of Eric’s place in Chicago. We texted back and forth to coordinate when...

Thursday at 5:30pm, Kit called to say he was in the parking lot. I had just finished changing clothes and making sure that I was only forge...

In January of 2006, I started HolyJuan. It was Lia that said, “You should start a blog,” and I did. My first story was a work related trip ...

If you look really hard, you can see Jesus' nose and eye.

I'm leaving for Chicago tomorrow with Greg and Kit. We'll be staying at Doob's over the weekend for Lollapalooza. I have never...

Here's a new video by This is My Suitcase : Good stuff!

After John's wedding, we decided we would climb the mountain. Greg found his Midnight Mountain Club T-shirt in a box when they moved an...

I've received a few e-mails for details on the bridge: 1.7 miles in length 3200 feet above the river Only single arch, wire suspension b...

My good friend Anne is about to have a baby in the next few days. Here was my advice to her: Have a plan for the stuff you cannot plan for....

Katie got me this card for my birthday. It's just.... perfect.

My friend sent me this memo from their company concerning dress code: Good afternoon everyone, There seems to be a lack of understanding reg...

In 2004, Greg was a one years old boy and Homestarrunner.com only sold shirts for little boys and not for babies. But I bought Greg a shir...

There is nothing more fun than a drink with Allen Except two drinks with Allen Of course three drinks is marvelous And the fourth is only th...

I got an e-mail from Andrew S. with a link to a concept I had played with a while ago, but forgot about. Fun stuff: HolyJuan, Just wanted ...

About two weeks before John's wedding, I called his best man and brother, Chris, to ask him if he needed any help with his Best Man spee...

My parents did something amazing once. Normally the stuff they did was one step down from amazing. It wasn’t their fault. We were not rich...

It wasn't until after I gave $5 to the Andyman fund that it all became very real. I didn't know the guy at all, but it seems that m...

It seems like everyone has two or three stories about Andyman from CD101. He was everywhere Columbus and people gravitated towards his exub...

News spread quickly this eventing in Columbus that Andyman had passed away. Here is the news from the CD101 website : "It is with much...

My friend John is getting married this weekend. I can only hope that at sometime in your life you get to have a friend as fiercely loyal an...

I love these guys . Very fun video.

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With budget cuts, "full breathing apparatus" means "holding your breath." Read the fat removal story HERE .

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As a youth, I was a curious lad and asked many questions. Usually they were asked as the family gathered around the dinner table so that ev...

My family tries to get together every 4th of July. I love seeing my kids interact with all their cousins and transmit all the Ohio germs to ...

As I leave my house in the car, my road dead ends into the main street that runs through our neighborhood. There must have been some calami...

Years ago, I lived in Boston for the summer. I worked at the Boston Museum of Science and was quickly absorbed into the Marketing departmen...

I work in an environment where customers enter our place of business and we treat them like guests. We like to have a positive, safe enviro...

I saw Amy D at Comfest today! She is awesome. Check her out at www.madebyamyd.com

Hi, I have a package of Pepperoni that I want to make it hot and spicy,, what can I soak it in. Please help. Pat j. Dear Pat j., Clever. Ve...

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I’ll just start this out by saying that the names have been changed. Lewis, Tony and Seth had planned on going toilet papering. They had sa...

I received an e-mail from a reader named Tom who thought that his poem, that was created in 1992 with the help of his buddy Jim, would be su...

Time was moving very slowly. I was very uncomfortable. I had another thirty minutes of this. After that there would be explosive violence...

Who knew that stomach pumping could take a toll on one's body? Well, Erik. Erik knows. So let's disperse with the sad remembrance...