As I leave my house in the car, my road dead ends into the main street that runs through our neighborhood. There must have been some calami...

Years ago, I lived in Boston for the summer. I worked at the Boston Museum of Science and was quickly absorbed into the Marketing departmen...

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I’ll just start this out by saying that the names have been changed. Lewis, Tony and Seth had planned on going toilet papering. They had sa...

I received an e-mail from a reader named Tom who thought that his poem, that was created in 1992 with the help of his buddy Jim, would be su...

Time was moving very slowly. I was very uncomfortable. I had another thirty minutes of this. After that there would be explosive violence...

Who knew that stomach pumping could take a toll on one's body? Well, Erik. Erik knows. So let's disperse with the sad remembrance...

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Thank you to everyone who participated in the "Bag Not Really Full of Money" guessing game. Our winner is WNA who hails from NC a...

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A few months ago I posted a photo of a bag of money and suggested you all take a shot at guessing the amount of money in it. Oh, here it is:...

I just got an invite from Mike to his 11th annual HoleyBoard tournament. Thought this might be a good time to post the Columbus Rules (Vers...

Greg had a great day at baseball, winning the coveted game ball. Afterwards we went to Toy R Us so that he could use his money to buy some ...

My son, Greg, brought home his visualization assignment from 1st grade. He did pretty good: Accidentally stuck to his assignment was his cl...

Help to honor the life of Douglas Adams by celebrating Towel Day . Here are some things you can do with your towel: carry small stuff drag ...

Love this: Funeral Super Desserts - Funeral from Ohio Sessions on Vimeo . What are you still doing here? Go listen to more of their stuff...

I'm not sure you remember this, but at one time in your life, you were a virgin. And then all of a sudden, you weren't. For girls,...

Love you Jenn and Two-Sack for pulling this one off:

COLUMBUS (HJ ) - Many guessed that Ex-Governor Sarah Palin would run in 2012, but all that was speculation until today. Sarah Palin announc...

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Are you a douche? Let's find out! Question 1: Were you at the My Morning Jacket show in Columbus, OH on May 2nd? Question 2: Did yo...

I like movies. I have, as most of you do, a Top 10 list of favorite movies. The best part of a Top 10 List of Movies is making it and I ha...

I'm not an IT person (you know, the desktop support guy, system admin or the computer dude,) but I have hired them, had them fix my mist...

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While I am usually irreverent, rude and cynical, I think I can help in putting together words that celebrate a child's life. I assume y...

This kind of weirds me out a bit. First off, it worries me when something like chicken eggs that have been around for a few thousand years ...

I am sad because one of the happiest things on the internet has stolen something from me. Nom. You’ve read it, seen it in cartoons and on p...

We recently got new urinal mats in the men's bathrooms at work. For the ladies who are unaware, urinal mats are flat, little plastic ma...