Greg had a great day at baseball, winning the coveted game ball. Afterwards we went to Toy R Us so that he could use his money to buy some ...

My son, Greg, brought home his visualization assignment from 1st grade. He did pretty good: Accidentally stuck to his assignment was his cl...

Help to honor the life of Douglas Adams by celebrating Towel Day . Here are some things you can do with your towel: carry small stuff drag ...

Love this: Funeral Super Desserts - Funeral from Ohio Sessions on Vimeo . What are you still doing here? Go listen to more of their stuff...

I'm not sure you remember this, but at one time in your life, you were a virgin. And then all of a sudden, you weren't. For girls,...

Love you Jenn and Two-Sack for pulling this one off:

COLUMBUS (HJ ) - Many guessed that Ex-Governor Sarah Palin would run in 2012, but all that was speculation until today. Sarah Palin announc...

I assume that this is not the correct way to do this:

Are you a douche? Let's find out! Question 1: Were you at the My Morning Jacket show in Columbus, OH on May 2nd? Question 2: Did yo...

I like movies. I have, as most of you do, a Top 10 list of favorite movies. The best part of a Top 10 List of Movies is making it and I ha...

I'm not an IT person (you know, the desktop support guy, system admin or the computer dude,) but I have hired them, had them fix my mist...

Fake Dispatch is a semi-irregular posting of all the fake news that Twitter has to offer. If you are tired of the real news posting fake ne...

While I am usually irreverent, rude and cynical, I think I can help in putting together words that celebrate a child's life. I assume y...

This kind of weirds me out a bit. First off, it worries me when something like chicken eggs that have been around for a few thousand years ...

I am sad because one of the happiest things on the internet has stolen something from me. Nom. You’ve read it, seen it in cartoons and on p...

We recently got new urinal mats in the men's bathrooms at work. For the ladies who are unaware, urinal mats are flat, little plastic ma...

My buddy Dave and I both use a program called Steam to access games on our PCs. Part of the Steam program is an instant messaging service s...

My friends have been raving about the movie Idiocracy for years and yet I have not taken the effort to acquire it. Erik from Erik Eats sugg...

Sarah Palin's top secret rider was recently found in a trash can outside of California State University Stanislaus. A rider is part of ...

After being gone for a week, I found this little diagram in our work area: I could be wrong, but what I think this chart is explaining is th...

Here is how you play the game: switch the first letters of your first and last name (for me it would be Joly Haun.) The new name will fall...

Found this while cleaning up some folders. Still funny today.

Don't be sad Easter Bunny! Jesus is going to come back real soon! You'll see! Photo courtesy of Meshell .

We went to Georgia to visit our relatives this past week. Great time! Our van got a heavy coating of Georgia's famous tree sperm. Our...

We fired up Greg's lava lamp before bed and this emerged. It looks a lot alike an E.T. preserved in a jar: With flash. Without flash.

This scan is from Rosemary Wells' "Timothy Goes to School." My son asked me, "What is the rabbit measuring?" I said...

Please DO NOT comment on this post about reverse psychology. Thank you.

We order packing supplies from Uline. They are a good company and if you order enough, they give you free crap that you would never buy on ...

(CAUTION: This post is not safe for work, small children and most of the Middle East.) Kim and Shorty held their mostly annual Christmas par...

Read this pledge. Agree to it by signing your name in the comments. Print out the Driving Pledge Membership Card. If you get pulled over,...

I tired to guess December 31, 2999 at 23:59:59 but it defaulted to January 19th, 2039 3:14:07. I wonder why that date is special.

Sadly, GQ rejected me in 2009 for their next year's calendar. They finally sent my photo back: It took me about half an hour to get dow...

Can anyone help me with this 1st grade level math problem?

My co-worker, Levi, decided to not deal with the hassle of carrying around a 3 inch ruler, so he had one tattooed on his finger. I'm su...

A man is brought before the judge. He was found by park rangers, in the middle of the forest, eating a bald eagle. The judge said, "B...

Did you get the Census letter about the pamphlet about the postcard?

Normally, my 1st grader has one word family word each week (words with the same ending like big, rig and dig.) This week he had two. I...

Blackwater is in deep water. A number of months ago, Iraq denied the protection services company a renewal of their operating license. Thi...

Of all people, I ran into Stu at Circus during the Margot and the Nuclear So and Sos show. Time has been good to him, but obviously his vis...

Margot came into Columbus on Thursday and I was happy. I bought two tickets and conned Dustin into going. We met at Skully's for pre-...