We fired up Greg's lava lamp before bed and this emerged. It looks a lot alike an E.T. preserved in a jar: With flash. Without flash.

This scan is from Rosemary Wells' "Timothy Goes to School." My son asked me, "What is the rabbit measuring?" I said...

Please DO NOT comment on this post about reverse psychology. Thank you.

We order packing supplies from Uline. They are a good company and if you order enough, they give you free crap that you would never buy on ...

(CAUTION: This post is not safe for work, small children and most of the Middle East.) Kim and Shorty held their mostly annual Christmas par...

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I tired to guess December 31, 2999 at 23:59:59 but it defaulted to January 19th, 2039 3:14:07. I wonder why that date is special.

Sadly, GQ rejected me in 2009 for their next year's calendar. They finally sent my photo back: It took me about half an hour to get dow...

Can anyone help me with this 1st grade level math problem?

My co-worker, Levi, decided to not deal with the hassle of carrying around a 3 inch ruler, so he had one tattooed on his finger. I'm su...

A man is brought before the judge. He was found by park rangers, in the middle of the forest, eating a bald eagle. The judge said, "B...

Did you get the Census letter about the pamphlet about the postcard?

Normally, my 1st grader has one word family word each week (words with the same ending like big, rig and dig.) This week he had two. I...

Blackwater is in deep water. A number of months ago, Iraq denied the protection services company a renewal of their operating license. Thi...

Of all people, I ran into Stu at Circus during the Margot and the Nuclear So and Sos show. Time has been good to him, but obviously his vis...

Margot came into Columbus on Thursday and I was happy. I bought two tickets and conned Dustin into going. We met at Skully's for pre-...

I saw this driving home today. That squirrel was sound asleep. I think this is some kind of redneck stoplight traffic camera deterrent.

LONDON (FD) – Greece has fallen upon hard times and is on the verge of financial collapse. The Greek government has tried many tactics such...

I am a fan of Reddit.com . This past holiday season, they put together the biggest Secret Santa gift exchange ever. Reddit community memb...

I love pepperoni. I usually buy Hormel, even though it can be a little more expensive. Last shopping trip, I bought 2/$6.00. In an attemp...