I love pepperoni. I usually buy Hormel, even though it can be a little more expensive. Last shopping trip, I bought 2/$6.00. In an attemp...

Columbus OH (HJ) – Cassandra Schwartzinski, a second grade teacher at Elm Elementary in Worthington, Ohio, was given a formal reprimand for ...

I would like to take a moment to say goodbye to Gaston. Gaston and I are on opposite ends of the political system. Gaston and I have differe...

(A snippet from a much larger story) Back in 2001, when Allen and I were out in LA recording the audio for the Big Yummy, we got to know an ...

Hello Holy Juan Can you help me quit the republican party? I want to get out but don't know how or where to. Thank you Lewis from Califo...

HOUSTON TX (HJ) - For years, Scientific Evolutionists and Religious Creationists have battled over whose theory/story is correct about where...

COLUMBUS (HJ) - Abe Strawn of Columbus, Ohio thought that he was doing his neighbors a favor. Soon after he had high speed cable internet i...

ANCHORAGE, AK (HJ) - Sources say that Sarah Palin has a major trick up her sleeve for her 2012 Presidential run, though the sleeve isn’t ex...

GALILEE (HJ) - Jesus accidentally let it slip to the apostles that the world was round today during an informal breakfast. The crew had spe...

Good morning and thank you for joining me. I have a few things I would like to say: I am rich. Filthy, stinking rich. When I take a shit,...

Last winter we went up to Grandma Susie’s for a visit. Upon walking in we noted that the temperature in the house was about 64 degrees. We ...

COLUMBUS OH (HJ) - Bruce M. Targe of Hilliard, OH recently tried to buy some wine at his local Gas n’ Sip convenience store. “The wife and ...

Do you have a Facebook Gold Membership? The process for getting one is pretty simple and soon your friends will be asking for details on how...

I thought I would ask the question for Todd P. of Alaska. You can answer here .

Dad always said, "Do the hard thing first." If you do that hard homework first, the rest will be cake. If you tackle the hard ya...

Hello to all the folks out there looking for information on scams or “Natural General Health Remedies” or snake oil or mynaturalremediesnow ...

Dave is coming back to Columbus for a visit and we will be at Skully's on the 18th. Come join us for fun and frivolity. This is Dave an...

Yeah! Meshell is coming back into town! She's way better than Dave! I posted you first!

(Author's note: The petecolburn.com website owner left some messages below in the comments. This was exactly as Ender had suggested!) ...

Behold! The ECObulb. With an AMAZING Guarantee. The bulb is guaranteed to last UP TO seven years. So let me get this straight... if the...

I'm not sure if you get these types of seminar spam in your mail box. I get one or two a week. Seminars that are held on a daily basis ...

Lacey was in town for the holidays and Caroline, Allen and I got together for a drink. Caroline wisely bailed before photographic evidence ...

So, if you are wondering what I do at work, here is a glimpse into my workday via my desk:

I have gutters on my house that are almost out of reach of my current ladder. When I say almost, I mean that if I put my ladder up at a ver...

Sarah Palin sent out a Tweet yesterday asking her followers to remember Martin Luther King Jr. I can see how Palin, who has been under a li...

Hi Scammer! Just wanted you to know that I now have your IP address. I'll be reporting it to the London Authorities. Good day dumba...

I posted this earlier. Very few people go it. I am too obscure. Here is the copy of The Dark Side of the Moon that Noah would have had aft...

Sarah Palin made a plea to all her Twitter followers to donate by going to her Facebook page and clicking on some links: But when you go to ...

I think I promised Bobby that I wouldn't publish this. I also think promises have a 18 month shelf life.

A video from around 2003. Dave and I helped to host the talent show and we created video filler material. This was one of the bits. And I ...

We took Greg and Ann to see the neighborhood Santa. He handed out these coloring books as gifts. Starting with the cover, they are extreme...

Honolulu (HJ) -- Tests that were performed on Rush Limbaugh after he was admitted to a Hawaii hospital for chest pains "found absolutel...

I sent a buddy of mine a link to a video of Mike Rowe speaking at TED . His reply (which I have slightly edited) was unexpected, but apprec...

Someone set "The Known Universe" video to music from Muse. Greg drew this picture right after watching it. I like the flag on t...