I sent a buddy of mine a link to a video of Mike Rowe speaking at TED . His reply (which I have slightly edited) was unexpected, but apprec...

Someone set "The Known Universe" video to music from Muse. Greg drew this picture right after watching it. I like the flag on t...

My buddy Kevin saw this at a Columbus Chipotle store. I assume Chipotle's employees eating free food on the job policy is pretty stric...

I ordered a twelve pack of markers from Buy.com through Amazon. Actually I think I stole them from Buy.com because they were really expensi...

My buddy Dustin found this sign in a Columbus, OH restaurant bathroom: I think this is secret code for "Don't worry about washing y...

Did you know that Sarah Palin has a Twitter account ? You should check it out because it is quite hilarious. She types with the ferocity o...

Dear HolyJuan: I recently received a minor traffic violation from an overly eager, by-the-book police officer. I understand that he was jus...

At a Christmas party this weekend we had a gift exchange and our buddy Pat created the greatest gift ever: The Self Pleasure Kit Contents: 1...

The HolyJuan clan wishes you a very merry Christmas and a happy new year. May we all be able to afford our own holiday cards next year.

Here is non-photoshopped, visual proof that I have one fan who is actually willing to show her face! Feel free to Ask HolyJuan yourself by e...

Here, ladies and gentlemen, is the next President of the United States on Twitter: Scientific advice from someone who doesn't know ions ...

The No More Snow in 2009 Bet is over and I was incorrect. I've always said that you can make 100 insane predictions and if only one of t...

I fucked up. In my last online payment last month, I paid my Kroger Credit for the future date of 12/30/09 instead of 11/30/09. When the p...

In 1987, Oral Roberts announced that if he did not raise 8 million dollars by March 1st, 1987, god would “call him home” or die as you and I...

My buddy Smail caught this reflection fail in a Macy's elevator in Louisiana. Though I like the sound of a horror flick, "The Eigh...

Do you like King-Fu movies? Sure, we all do! Write your own script here at http://www.onlyknives.com/diy-kung-fu-movie-script/ . It's k...

LANCASTER OH (HJ) – Trevor R. Smoot, 38, was picked up for attempted burglary on October 21st. Before his appearance at the Fairfield Count...

My favorite beauty medicine doctor had another great (horrific) ad in the local free paper: I thought that perhaps there could be something ...

Dave, his two brothers and I went in together to give money to a charity. I paid on my credit card and all but one of those jerks has paid ...

Well, at least he didn't have to go too far for his booking.

A girl at work receives the Despair Inc catalog at work. They've got some fun products. She showed me the back of the catalog today. ...

You might remember my " Stay Out Daddy " post where I tricked Greg into turning his requested door sign into something else. Well,...

We bought this box of 10 Van de Kamp's Crispy Fish Fillets. What's nice about this package of frozen fish parts is that they come in...

I'm not sure how to cook these, but I assume gas oven is not recommended.

Once again I find myself reviewing music when I have no cognitive capacitance to do such things. Here I go: I downloaded This Is My Suitcas...

Are you a vampire? Curious? This helpful t-shirt can determine whether you are a vampire or not! Click on the photo to buy it from Skreen...

Sorry. I am trying one last time to get Technorati to work. VVQXBJGF6WB4

Are you interested in a Google Wave invite? Send me a good " Ask HolyJuan " questions and I will send one off to you. I've got...

COLUMBUS OH (HJ) – For a few of central Ohio’s needy, the holidays will be a little bit less hungry. Pastor Art Phelps of the “Our Peoples ...

The message might be dead on, but I do not know what the message is supposed to be.

Stitches or no?

In Boston.com there was a beautiful photo spread of the Large Hadron Collider. One of the photos looked like this: (Maximilien Brice; ...

I was trying to be funny when I wrote the following on Twitter concerning @Allah and @Jesus. I then thought that maybe I should check to see...

1. Buy a $15,000 car. 2. Pay lawyer to fight my case against IRS 3. $14,950 worth of ones and use the left over $50 to buy a one dollar bill...

No one is really sorry in Sorry! You can't use the word Scrabble in Scrabble There are really no monopolies in Monopoly The Game of Life...

COLUMBUS OH (HJ) - Sarah Palin announced today from her book signing tour that she will not be seeking the Presidential bid in 2012. “Inst...

When Erik is thirsty, Erik reaches for a Milk Drink. Milk Drink A Hot-Kid Milk Drink. Here is Hot-Kid with his rosy cheeks and crazy hair, s...