I have obtained the Presidential speech to school children that people have been talking about. See if you see anything wrong with it. Let...

I remember the good old days when a Nigerian Scammer would try to tug at your heartstrings or set up an elaborate story about government cou...

Sarah and Josh had their wedding reception this past Saturday. We all had a lot of fun and people we amazed to meet my wife. Sarah and Josh...

There are many ways to cut a sandwich. Here's several styles by different kinds of parents: In Half In Half Triangles The Bitchy Kid Cu...

Greg is in first grade and one of the activities for his first day of school was to draw his teacher: Not bad. I often dreamed of my teache...

I'm pissed. Some intern from Texas wrote an editorial in our local paper about how Ohio sucks and how great Texas is. I know Ohio sucks...

I ran into Freckled Jenn at work and mentioned how I wanted to test out Dirty Franks . She had some errands to run and was itchin' for ...

They say dieting is good, but not if you are on one of the following diets. I'm no doctor, but I can tell you that this list is most def...

Meshell was in town a few weeks ago. We miss her a bunch, but a girl has to do what a girl has to do. Check her out at: http://subwayseatfo...

I did a writing assignment for a site called Associated Content. Read it and I get a penny! Click here to read! .

On Monday, I wrote an article called “ I played chicken with WOW! and something amazing happened ” detailing how I tried to trick WOW! to l...

I hate people. Not you, of course. I like you. Just everyone else. On the local talk radio, the topic of the day was rude people. A fired...

Miss Sally and I decided to get rid of our WOW! Internet Provider land line. The phone had not been working for about a week and neither of...

I was in Lancaster this weekend to catch up with some friends. We went to a bar that a high school friend owns. While we were hanging out ...

{Author's note: In a first for HolyJuan.com, I'd like to present, guest writer, Chris.} In early June, Joe vacationed for a week ne...

I was cleaning off my desktop when I ran across this. Some redhead blogger ran a contest to make up a 300 words or less story about how she...

Dear HolyJuan, What shall i take in my suitcase? I have been thinking about this for a while and was hoping you might be able to shed some ...

I have a sum of money in this bag. First one to guess how much is in the bag gets the money. To answer, you need to leave a comment with th...

Russ and I have been friends since kindergarten. We rode the bus to school together for 12 years until he bought a car, which reminds me th...

Author's Note: Was chatting with Dave B last night and this video came up in conversation. I forgot how much I liked it. I might need ...

AmyD is awesome. She and I went to school together for a couple years in Lancaster. She was a goofball and I was a doofus. She was a ball ...

Dear Holy Juan, While belated, I wanted to send you a heartfelt thank you note for allowing me the experience of reading your blog. Your doc...

I’m sure Aunt Lara laughed, nay, cackled to herself when she stuck the copy of “Splish Splash- A Book of Five Jigsaws” in amongst the other ...

Hello XXX, I hope this letter finds you well and that you are having a good summer. Have you run any office chairs through parking lots an...

Dear Holyjuan, Throughout the entire course of our relationship together, my girlfriend has been misusing a particular word. At first it wa...

I love this photo: I'm not sure if it's because of his tentative, stiff stance. Or that he's getting bigger. Or it might be bec...

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My buddy Keegan saw this handy road worker while passing through a road construction site in New Mexico. I'm sure that if MacGyver were...

I worked at a Baskin-Robbins store in Lancaster back in the late 80’s. The folks at Baskin-Robbins corporate thought that it would be inter...

COLUMBUS, OH (HJ) – If you have ever had to issue or deliver a subpoena, you know what a hassle and expense it can be. In Columbus, OH, sub...

Dear HolyJuan, I am on Twitter, but I do not have very many followers. Why is that? Can you help me get more followers? Yours truly, @chic...