The best part about Chicago is that you can find some really great deals on furniture! While in Chicago, I was surfing on Craig's List ...

COLUMBUS-(HJ) Made up internet statistics are up a staggering 78% over the past six months, reported researchers from The Ohio University Sc...

My newest t-shirt design at Skreened.com is a tribute to my friend Kit: Check it out at http://skreened.com/holyjuan/kit-peery-s-bike-shirt...

While in Chicago this weekend, Eric shared with us a story about this note: Eric was seeking a parking spot in downtown Chicago. When he fo...

I think the lesson here is never leave Kit alone with a can of paint and a brush. Oh. And when Kit asks about the bike shirt, just say, ...

Photo by Freckled Jenn

Dear HolyJuan, Who's hotter, Chelsea Clinton or Bristol Palin? Signed, Sr. Blanco P.S. Could you expand the question to include...

Freckled Jenn made a slight spacial error and backed her car into her husband's jeep. It left a hole in her bumper. I asked her how bi...

You'd never know it, but I love Scrabble. Here's my Scrabble name score: Pholph's Scrabble Generator My Scrabble© Score is: 21....

Several of these concrete benches line the driveway in front of my office. If you lost a wrench, I think I have found it. The concrete arou...

(Click to enlarge) Original artwork from http://www.pagetutor.com/trillion/index.html

I have received a surprising number of e-mails concerning the "Jesus... that's morbid" cartoon asking me what the fuck is goin...

Daniel at Skreened picked my "I am a genus" t-shirt as one of his favorites this month . Someday, I might actually sell a freakin...

The tree in the middle looks to be the male. He also looks to be circumcised. Image from American Bushman .

Michelle is in New York, but she also hangs with us in Columbus. You can read Michelle over at Subway Seat for 3 . The complete set of photo...

Photo via http://www.spiegel.de/netzwelt/tech/0,1518,grossbild-1445713-609718,00.html

Greg was hooked on the McGriddle and we couldn't afford his habit. A month in the St. Bernice of the Heathen Springs Rehab got the toxi...