I love Sarah's cigar box purse. Not that I doubt Sarah's adept skills, but I had to question her for several minutes until I believ...

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The Subway Seat for 3 girls finally got their apartment furnished just in time for me to visit NYC and pass out. Michelle's new roomma...

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I was zipping around the internet and clicked on a link about a douchbag in Cleveland who was recently found guilty of shooting a laser at p...

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There are few opportunities when you get to mix work with video games. I couldn't help but take the opportunity when we were designing ...

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We've had Keegan working overtime to prepare for an event this weekend. And from looking at this photo... ...it seems that either: A: K...

My favorite local "Non-surgical Beauty" medical doctor is up to some real advertising gold again. It looks like in the first phot...

Michelle packed up, left Columbus and got a job in New York City. She and her two buddies have a website you should check out: http://subway...

COLUMBUS - The Institute of American Cancer Studies released a report today concerning a new diagnosis of smoking induced auricular cancer. ...

1. I can't believe that people need a stinking reason to have sex.

Al got me hooked on steno pads back in the studio days. Nothing says task list like a bunch of line items in a steno. I lost a steno pad on...

Well, we scrimped and we saved and finally we were able to buy braces for my teeth. We paid extra to get the Paul Walls.

So your best friend has a smoking hot girlfriend and you want her? I can help. Stealing a girlfriend is a delicate operation, but if done ...

I split open with laughter every time I hear this Patton Oswalt stand up. (CAUTION: offensive language and reference to cock sucking on the ...

{Editor's note: I was going to write for another site, but I could not fit my format to theirs. We tried to meet in the middle with ...

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I got this business card from my classmate Jamey: Which leads me to ask: If Jesus is your boss and you call off fake sick, will he forgive y...

I was just at Target to pick up some toothpaste and Coke. The first display I saw was 12 - 12oz cans of Coke for $3.33. The big red number...

In 1992, at Ohio University, I jokingly told Amy, “Hey, we should go to Alaska and work the salmon season and make a lot of money.” She sai...

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I read recently that Google is recommending users drop Microsoft's Internet Explorer 6.0 . With the varied IE 6.0 issues, I can see why...

I was able to get a hold of the crappy code that crashed the Zune. See below starting with line 10 10 print "apple sucks" 20 goto...

Thank you to everyone who provided e-mails and comments concerning "The Seven Things Wrong" in the Dave photo. As a reminder, here...

WESTERVILLE OH- David Ribley thought all he got was 35 cents in change at the gas station. Upon a closer look, he realized that he had rece...

ST. LOUIS, MO – Show me the money! The people of the United States outcry for fiscal responsibility has reached the breaking point and Wash...

The Mayan calendar ends on December 21st, 2012. There are many who claim that the world will end on that December 21st or the next busin...

I saw a chart on line that needed edited to conform to my reality.

Dave is in Maine. Even though they DO have phones there, it takes him so long to spin the rotary dial that we just chat on-line instead. H...

Over Thanksgiving, Sally’s brother took us to see Eric Hutchinson at the Beachland Ballroom in Cleveland. It was an awesome show. Eric Hut...

There are only two states that have not recorded a high temperature past the 100 degree Fahrenheit mark. One is easy to guess, the other no...

I drew a cartoon back in 06' about using World of Warcraft in job interviews. It looked like this: A story about NOT using WoW in job i...