A few weeks ago, I wrote about the Things to do at Skully’s on Ladies’ 80’s . I’ve got part of the list below and I wanted to share with yo...

Triplets? Yeah, I know, there's four of them. I had to take Jenn and shop her in as that fourth letter.

I got this e-mail from a reader: Hello HolyJuan, I am hoping you can help me out. A few weeks ago, I took this photo at my daughter's s...

Love this band. I also love the Back Piano.

Dear HolyJuan, I’m hoping you can help me out with a relationship issue. I just recently got out of a long term relationship and am playing...

I'm guessing his middle name is Ken.

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CHICAGO, IL – Speaking to a crowd of reporters this evening near President Elect Barack Obama’s office, Robert Gibbs announced that Obama wa...

The Reddit thumbnail photo system needs some massaging.

A few months ago, I had an internet tussle with a Clintonista. (If you are not aware, a Clintonista is like a pitbull without lipstick.) Y...

I sometimes listen to Radio Disney when the kids are not in the car.

Greg and I were going over a reading worksheet from his kindergarten class. I noticed that the hand in the x-ray photo looked odd. Luckily ...

It is not very hard to believe that Skully's Music Diner has been hosting the ghost of Mean Mr. Mustards in the form of Ladies 80's...

PROLIFIA, ALASKA- On an unusually warm day in Alaska, Governor Sarah Palin announced that she will be running for the office of the Presiden...

Faking an orgasm is a necessity in any relationship. Sometimes you need to get to sleep, get to work or get the babysitter home. Most peop...

COLUMBUS, OH – There were rounds of high fives and chest bumps at an undisclosed Republican office this Monday night. They were celebrating...

We saw this handicapped parking space at a local restaurant yesterday. Thanks to Conny, we now know what it is for. Thanks to Keegan for th...

Empty , originally uploaded by berik . You may have heard the rumor that Obama kicked three reporters off his campaign jet to make...

A crunchie is a collection of congealed, random deep fryer particles that gather together over several rounds of fast food fries, fish bits,...

ST. LOUIS, Missouri (HJN) – In an unprecedented turn of events, Governor Sarah Palin has announced that “Joe The Plumber” Wurzelbacher will...

Hello Loyal Readers, As you all know, this weekend’s “HolyJuan's YankFest Marathon” will be a mastabatorial frenzy of self gratification...

WESTERVILLE, OH - This election has not been working out as planned for John Laughlin of Westerville, Ohio. “I voted for Paul in the prima...

I got a call from Miss Sally on Friday. I was in a meeting, so I let it go to voice mail. A minute later, she called back. As you know, t...

Our company is trying some new Branding and changing our work attire is one method of creating a new look and feel. I was asked to try out t...