On our way back from lunch, we passed a cab being driven by a very old woman. I thought this was very unique and was able to snap a quick p...

Ten years ago, on a beach on Kiawah Island, SC, Miss Sally and Doug were married. And against all odds and egg timers, she has stuck by my s...

HOLLYWOOD- Representatives from all arenas in Hollywood are shuddering at the prospect that the quantity of 555-XXXX phone numbers is runnin...

I could not be happier. Margot and the Nuclear So and So’s will be in Columbus at Skully’s Music Diner on October 19th. Tickets are $10 p...

Tonight, my five year old Greg mentioned that his friend Bob had eaten Chinese food. I told Greg that we could try Chinese food sometime if...

I sometimes pretend that I am a writer. Thoughts fall out of my head, the keyboard clacks and some of these ponderings actually make it int...

WASHINGTON DC – In another unpredictable and bold move, the Republican National Comittee has decided to shift Sarah Palin up as the nominee ...

We both made it out, but it was touch and go for a while.

Saw this great ad for a new dead skin removal product. It looks like the recycling thing has gone a bit too far...

My son, very badly, wants a Star Wars LEGO #7662: Trade Federation MTT . My wife believes it is a large, expensive piece(s) of plastic that ...

Our local free paper, The Other Paper, printed this photo of a local church and their opinion about a recent pop song. Personally, I like to...

Understanding people can be very confusing, especially when emotions come into play. Here is a very simple guide to help you figure out whe...

Photo via Jim Wilson/The New York Times

Now those are two huge boobs.

I do not want to debate whether or not Governor Palin is going to drop off McCain’s ticket as Vice President… that is pretty much a given. ...

I know that 50% of my fans (one of you) have been asking me about HolyJuan apparel. Until recently, the only clothing you could buy was a p...

Greg drew the picture below at pre-school. Obviously this is a drawing of a tree with partial greening (a by-product of high acidic soil), a...

"Cotton candy is alchemy that even a 5 year old boy can understand."

Dustin and I were communicating via e-mail when I said that once he became famous, he should consider me for a role in a film as the pervert...

I read Stephen Whitt’s book “ The Turtle and the Universe ” because it seemed interesting, but mainly because I work with the guy and I thou...

Erik is hungry. By my calculations, he hasn’t eaten in about four months. Lucky for him, he could use the weight loss. Erik’s crack team o...