Two years ago, I thought that I should write a children’s book, get published and make a shitload of money. So I got together with my illus...

Greg made me a birthday card last week. The top picture is a Star Wars guy and the bottom one is Aang from The Avatar (an animated series on...

The NASA's Mars Phoenix Lander made a safe touchdown on the surface of Mars yesterday and started sending back photos soon after. I wan...

Dave Amadio has just released his newest album "Saving Rome." You can check out his MySpace page , listen to some of the tracks ...

{Editor's Note: Spoilers ahead. Even though they are transparent in the script, I do talk about them. You have two choices: don't ...

I'm no critic, though I can tell you more things I hate more than the things I like. For example: I hate most people. I hate people who ...

Will somebody please pose this question to Senator Clinton: In the general election versus McCain, if she were to win more Electoral Colleg...

I was clicking through CNN and thought it was funny that there was a "Contribute $5 to Hillary" advertisement next to a story abou...

I just finished watching a film where the cool, foreign guy causes the American chick to swoon simply by dropping a few words on her that ca...

By - PAUL LOY, Press Writer WASHINGTON DC - President Bush feels no remorse for waterboarding techniques used on detainees because he rememb...

We did a high ropes course today and I am remembering the days when I could hold on to a post in gale force winds with no physical repercuss...

Broccoli died today. He was 1.5 years old, which in goldfish years is about 38. Greg won him at the Fairfield County Fair in October of 200...

ATHENS, OH - Researchers at Russ College of Engineering and Technology at Ohio University have calculated that if every adult in the United ...

My niece broke her arm, just like her Uncle Doug did when I was her age. I jumped off a swing and landed on my left arm. She was using a s...

Doug the Bum , originally uploaded by holyjuan . Practicing for my 50's. Or late 40's.

My "good friends" kidnapped my tape measure and insisted I pay a ransom to get it back. As I am not one to play by the rules of t...

At the end of last month, I stopped to get Kroger gas after shopping at the local Kroger store. They suckered me in with the Kroger Card an...

Dear HolyJuan, My wife just told me she's been "faking it" for years. In fact, she claims she feels almost nothing from penet...

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Damnit!! Fifteen years later and I still don't get that joke!!

My muse and good friend Lia is going to be a Guest DJ on CD101 tomorrow, Monday May 12, from 1:00pm – 2:00pm. I highly suggest you check h...

Don’t do it. You always do. I did too, but as of today, I am quitting. Columbus is a big boy now. Bigger and better than Cleveland or Cin...

Original Photo: Leave my crops alone .

The theme for one of the napkin drawing series last night was "Doug Dances." I'll leave it up to you to connect the dots. Th...

See if you can find the stuff in this napkin drawing by Meshell. The Stuff: Hamburger Wine Bottle Mouse Ear of Corn Fish Banana Heart Star W...

Greg is good at soccer. He's no prodigy, but gosh darn it he's got some natural talent.

In the midst of disaster, it is good to see that the United States’ President is concerned about the welfare of the people in Myanmar. Whil...

Today, I got an e-mail from my friend Meghan with the subject: "Bad Boy. "Thinking it was porn, I immediately opened it up. It r...

Thanks to Steph at DeKu Photography.

Saw this today on the internet... can you believe it? Photos via - http://badcontrol.com/?p=805

I knew I had seen that photo somewhere! Save the Day photo via - http://badcontrol.com/?p=805 . Star Wars photo used without permission thou...

I buy juice and in the past, I have been tricked. Our family enjoys the taste comforts of cranberry juice and usually we buy it mixed with ...