We recently ordered in about thirty carpet samples from our supplier. While I was away at meetings, my VP took six of them and lined them u...

Monday, June 16, 2008 To the administrator and readers of holyjuan.com and consumerist.com, and whomever else it concerns: From our headquar...

(Conny’s name has been changed to protect his identity. Russ’ name has not.) Donny was in Columbus for an insurance seminar and planned to ...

I have a Troy Bilt EZ-Link trimmer with “an easy to switch out” edger attachment. Last year something went wrong or rather something predic...

My grandma was Melba Loughlin. She lived to be 88 years old. Mom said that when she was younger, she was flown to Cuba to sing opera. At ...

Dear HolyJuan, I recognize you as a shining beacon of reason in a world filled with inane ramblings. Because of the high regard by which I ...

Lancaster, OH (AP) With Senator Hillary Clinton so close to catching Senator Barack Obama, every vote counts; even if that vote comes from ...

The following list of words needs their definitions changed and/or updated: Strike Let’s start with baseball and common sense. Strike means...

Congratulations go out to Stu and Anne-Marie. Here is their message: Here is our new son Oscar. He is so healthy and handsome and very funn...

I couldn’t be much whiter. For example, I get my hair cut at Great Clips. For another, I do my best to pretend that I’m not the least bit ...

Next time you are at your local elitist bar, ask for “The Hillary.” A shot of Crown Royal A bottle of Corona Sip the shot until one of your ...

Is this some kind of truck secret code or is this guy just a fan of Clearance Carter? Via the Fairfield County Fair Parking Field; Lancaster...

A few months ago, I started a diet. It was right before the holidays and I debated for a day or two about the merits of waiting to start th...

Be sure to check out Farm Machinery Warning Labels: Part 1 .

Thelma Robinette passed away Wednesday, April 9, 2008. She was a loving wife, mother, grandmother and great-grandmother who will be deeply m...

A few days ago, I got an e-mail from my friend Steve. I have not spoken with Steve in a few years and at first I doubted it was him… until ...

It is common knowledge that the submachine gun was developed for use in submarines, but many people do not know the complete and interesting...

I don't know who to credit this photo to, but I do know that that guy looks like Shorty and Kim should be proud.

I'm stupid. I'm an idiot. I'm not trustworthy. I'm not smart. I'm shortsighted. I'm not a good friend. I'm compl...

I flew Delta Airlines recently and was displeased to find that the Puke Bags are not made out of paper anymore. It used to be that you coul...

How to Show Up Late to Work and Leave Early and Get Away With It

This week’s Erik Eats segment involves the consumption of a vegetarian product that is purported to replicate one of the greatest meat produ...