As a Republican, I find myself wondering what the hell is going on. It is true my Republican affiliation has been increasingly fading and t...

Thanks for the tip, Meshelle!

(SOURCE) VIRGINIA BEACH , VIRGINIA - Arkansas and Tennessee were ravaged by tornadoes on Tuesday with the current fatality count at over ...

Getting your lame ass friends out to get a drink can be a real problem. As I am an expert in this, let me help you to convince your friends...

Dear HolyJuan, I’d like to continue on the topic of getting laid as initiated by Marcie. I went out drinking this past weekend. I was abou...

We head out once a month to the local Chinese buffet for lunch. Right next door to the buffet is a conveniently located Chinese grocery sto...

I took this photo in 1993 in Valencia Spain. Someone stuck two oranges on top this statue. Let me tell you first hand that the oranges dir...

This series of comments was to irresistible not to put into an article. This stems from a “news” piece I posted about Ohio legislators voti...

We've all seen how the Presidency can age someone. Here is a fast forward look as to what the Presidential Candidates might look like f...

In a recent survey, we asked a bunch of people what they thought archeology was. They said dinosaurs. So from our vast experience of peopl...

Here is Anne's plant: While she was here, it was small and well cared for. Now Anne has been gone from work for seven long years and th...

Dear HolyJuan Since we have now moved beyond the topic of food to the topic of getting laid, what to do about snoring?! My partner snores. ...

{Greg and Dad is a cartoon segment of HolyJuan where Greg (aged 4 years)draws a cartoon and dad adds the caption.}

OK, so none of my predictions for 2007 came true except for the “3. Bird Flu will not have an effect on the world’s population… this year,”...

I'm not sure why everyone is so excited about the Bigfoot on Mars when in the same photo there are clear and undeniable chicken or ...

Rich Silverstein of the celebrated advertising firm of Goodby and Silverstein may take the cake for the most audacious effort to win over ...

I use StatCounter to track my hits and to help me stalk the eight people who come to my site. StatCounter will also let me see what word s...

I took a Jung Typology “personality test” and as it turns out they sum your life up in four letters. Here’s mine: AHOL - "Egotistic...

Don't be fooled by non-Gay products! Fill your mouth with the Safe, Sanitary and Sterilized Gay product. If it's not guaranteed.....

Brandon is back from his eight week internship in Lagula, Uganda and the first thing he did (right after getting the twenty or so Bot Flies ...

Dear Holy Juan~ Since we have lately been on the topic of food, I am curious as to which food is the best to purchase at movie theatres. The...

Mr. T shows us why most history books skip the years 1984 - 1987. I also like at the end when Mr. T threatens the fashion designers with can...

Dear Holy Juan~ Clearly you are the master of the answers. But this one might be kind of tricky, since I don't know if you cook. But my...

So, you've decided to ruin your life? Great! Most of the time, people don’t actually get the chance to plan to ruin their lives; it ju...

LOS ANGELES- By now, you probably have seen the slightly creepy, nine minute video of Tom Cruise discussing his infinite love of the Church...

Dear HolyJuan, I have a serious issue with my arm falling asleep during the middle of the night. I don't know how I eventually end up ly...

Dear Holy Juan... Marcie’s question has prompted one of my own. I thought you were only joking about answering life altering questions. Ok.....

This is a game show from Japan. I'm not sure what the rules are but I DARE YOU not to laugh.

Borrowed from the Bristol Stool Chart -link- .

When John and I were in Paris, we saw this: The "tow truck" came along, the driver opened the illegally parked car with a Slim Jim...

For $3,200 with $650 shipping, you'd think they could throw in a Han Solo or even a Storm Trooper. How 'bout a freakin Jawa? If you...

Scambaiting is the act of deceiving a scam artist. These guys are crooks and the more time I spend with them, the less there is for them to...