Greg got a General Pharl McQuarrie Star Wars action figure for Christmas. His head pops off very easily and as I was sticking it back on I n...

I am starting a new segment called "Greg and Dad." These are single panel cartoons that are drawn by Greg with text by Dad. The...

Any guesses? You would think that this is the logo for the "Cock and Balls Company." We are still deciphering whether this is sup...

Ann's photo was in the November issue of Columbus Monthly magazine. Erlina from Erlina Kim Photography was featured in a section about...

{Author's Note: This has been updated as of 12/18/07 5-5-09... many a few things a lot of stuff has changed.} Dear Amber, My friend L...

Voted for Bush in 2000 I still consider myself to be a Republican, but it is hard to be one when you are an atheist, pro-choice and pro-gay ...

Let's be honest, Christmas is a huge pain in the ass. Yes, there is the love and the family and the opportunity to look back over the p...

Here is a list of common words and phrases I cannot stand. See if your hated verbiage is in the list! Meh This word completely pisses me ...

Here is a clip from a local magazine called Columbus Alive! They did a story on Skully's Ladies' 80's night and it included a p...

napkin bet , originally uploaded by holyjuan . Conny was in town for a few days and we had a few drinks at Byrne's Pub. During ou...

I just realized that I can post videos to my site. Do you have a video you want posted? Do you have a video that someone else does not want...

Chinese Job Fair , originally uploaded by holyjuan . Here is a shot from a Chinese job fair from a few days ago.

Once again, Greg came up with a great, off-season idea yesterday. He wanted to make lemonade. He seemed excited about the prospect so I to...

I got laid off a few weeks ago. Work was slow. The company has been going through some tough times. I was actually happy to leave. A year...

Thanks Carpanza!

John picked me up last night to get a drink. Most the bars in Columbus would be closed for Thanksgiving, but Byrnes would not. It tends to...

I couldn’t believe it when I read this. Take a look at this news release from PETA - http://www.peta.org/actioncenter/ActionAlerts-item/mo...

Erik and Dave could not help themselves yesterday during the Ohio State win over Michigan. When the game was in the bag, they took the oppo...

If you lose your virginity and want to get it fixed, would you go to a cherry cobbler?

Here is my doctor’s office elevator panel inside the elevator. And here is my question: why should a building with only two floors have an ...

The kid flew around the house for about twenty minutes. The wife said his arms would give out, but they never did. We finally got a broom ...

Can you see the three differences between the two photos? 1. sword missing 2. bead not dangling in face 3. hair out of place

This sheep scares me. He lives at the Columbus Zoo and when we visit, I always take his photo so that I can show other people why he scares...

The writers’ strike in Hollywood has programs like “The Tonight Show” and “The Office” stuck in rerun limbo. The strike has also affected F...

1. NO BODY GLITTER! LET THIS BE THE FIRST LAW. 2. All stripper perfume is allowed to initially smell like cotton candy or vanilla, but withi...

Miss Shelly saw this in a magazine, thought of me and cut it out. Thanks… A drop of this miracle liquid in the toilet bowl is reported supp...

I am in round two of reading books like “Goodnight Moon” by Margaret Wise Brown and Clement Hurd to my second kid. Way back in round one, I...

I saw this woman throw her cigarette out her window and then noticed her personalized Breast Cancer Awareness license plate. Idiot. Perhaps ...

This is one of eight or nine "high-up" places in the house where we put the small items that Ann might choke on. 99% of these ite...

Stephanie sent me an e-mail with a link to www.wholesomewear.com . What a treat! Who knew that there was such a resource for my Fundamenta...