I am sorry for my recent Jesus cartoon phase. I can't seem to get the big guy out of my head. Give me a few days to get out of this rut...

Here is an entry for Handsome Joe, though you all have my permission to take a peek. Joe, remember this night? See below for a translation....

I used to love to go skinny dipping. Usually with a drink in to get the inhabitation out. Usually with some girl I was after and sadly som...

Check out this photo from www.piaze.com . Ouch. That made me want to look for other windshield debris: Bike www.flickr.com/photos/jaye_elle...

Greg brought me a Star Wars product catalog and started pointing out all the things he wanted. It would have been quicker for him to show m...

Train Wreck , originally uploaded by puzzlemaster . We went out for Dave's Birthday last night. I did not plan my eating/drin...

DNA Bench , originally uploaded by Informal Learning Experiences . Here is a great example of when artistic design gets a slap in ...

We saw this logo on the side of a company van today: (image from http://www.sewer-rat.org/) What the fuck is that! That rat has one hell of...

Verizon’s definition of “getting your consent” is not getting your consent and unless you un-give them the original assumption of consent, y...

Team member X: "Your computer is disgusting, and your keyboard is crusty." Two-Sack: "You got something against DNA, a-hole?...

This photo is so wrong on so many levels. That is a plastic thumb hanging out of my shirt. I'm not sure what those stains are. That l...

I don’t think it comes as a surprise to any of you that I am gay. Super gay. Here’s how gay: Miss Sally goes out about once a week with he...

(CLICK TO ENLARGE) This was a school crossing sign I saw in Seville, Spain back in 1993. No photoshopping on my part. It's black and w...

I saw this news report about conjoined twins today. As I looked in the article I thought, "Those kids don't look like twins....

Good luck with your surgery Miss Shelly. We'll be thinking of you. Oh, and make sure you get everything they take out of you back in jar...

Let’s say you are driving out to a restaurant and as you prepare to circle the block 18 times looking for a parking spot, a space appears ri...

You know who you are. You woke up on time. You were able to leave a little bit early for work. Your favorite song was on the radio. You ...

It’s the first week of October and you know what that means! It’s UPDATE YOUR LAMINATED LIST week. As you all know, a laminated list is the...

I suppose that knowing you are being rejected is better than never hearing anything back from a publisher. I've sent out "The Powe...

I was friends with a few illegal immigrants for a few months. These illegals were from England, so on the scale of illegals that people gri...

Photo by: Ramon Morales

Have you heard of carbon credits? We all generate pollution that is usually created through dirty, non-renewable energy. You can offset yo...

It was nine years ago today that Sally and I got married on Kiawah Island, South Carolina. Happy Anniversary!

"It's not about how to achieve your dreams, it's about how to lead your life. If you lead your life the right way the Karma wi...

Many people wonder if their actions outside of a relationship could be considered as cheating. I have developed a list of acceptable discre...

{Author's note: This video has been removed from YouTube, but I found a different version on some Russian web site. You'll have to ...

Obviously the worst kind of back pain is ass fire. Jenn, Jen, Dave and I were eating lunch today when we noticed the Mansfield Newspaper on ...

The following is a series of e-mails between myself and a Nigerian Scammer. To make things interesting, I had the scammer e-mail several di...

I just got back into the cubical work environment. My company is not as starchy as most corporate headache companies I’ve read about, but t...

Brandon Dawson will be making a presentation at Ohio Linux Fest called “Business Websites Made Easy with Joomla” Saturday, September 29, 2...

My friend Stephanie likes to send me e-mails to remind me that I, as a male, am a simpleton and should just listen without provocation to wh...

Team Member X : “John, do you know how to insert a watermark into a PowerPoint?” John: “No. But I know how to put a mushroom stamp on a hoo...

I was driving. Brett was in the passenger seat. Russ, with his always present cup of iced tea, and Woody were in the back seat. We were d...

Here are my Top Ten movies in no particular order, except for number 11 which ended up in a three way tie for not making the top ten list. B...

Miss Sally and I stayed in last night and watched “Bridge to Terabithia.” *Please stop reading now. I’m not a reviewer and I am really not ...

When I started my job, I received the standard desktop computer, monitor, keyboard and mouse. As part of my regimen when starting a new j...

Hi! Do you have a deep dark secret you'd like to tell but cannot because you fear retribution from your family, peers or neighbors? Ple...

I poop. Sometimes at work. Sometimes it is pretty stinky. My office is in a building where other guys use the bathroom too. Enough so that e...