I suppose that knowing you are being rejected is better than never hearing anything back from a publisher. I've sent out "The Powe...

I was friends with a few illegal immigrants for a few months. These illegals were from England, so on the scale of illegals that people gri...

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Have you heard of carbon credits? We all generate pollution that is usually created through dirty, non-renewable energy. You can offset yo...

It was nine years ago today that Sally and I got married on Kiawah Island, South Carolina. Happy Anniversary!

"It's not about how to achieve your dreams, it's about how to lead your life. If you lead your life the right way the Karma wi...

Many people wonder if their actions outside of a relationship could be considered as cheating. I have developed a list of acceptable discre...

{Author's note: This video has been removed from YouTube, but I found a different version on some Russian web site. You'll have to ...

Obviously the worst kind of back pain is ass fire. Jenn, Jen, Dave and I were eating lunch today when we noticed the Mansfield Newspaper on ...

The following is a series of e-mails between myself and a Nigerian Scammer. To make things interesting, I had the scammer e-mail several di...

I just got back into the cubical work environment. My company is not as starchy as most corporate headache companies I’ve read about, but t...

Brandon Dawson will be making a presentation at Ohio Linux Fest called “Business Websites Made Easy with Joomla” Saturday, September 29, 2...

My friend Stephanie likes to send me e-mails to remind me that I, as a male, am a simpleton and should just listen without provocation to wh...

Team Member X : “John, do you know how to insert a watermark into a PowerPoint?” John: “No. But I know how to put a mushroom stamp on a hoo...

I was driving. Brett was in the passenger seat. Russ, with his always present cup of iced tea, and Woody were in the back seat. We were d...

Here are my Top Ten movies in no particular order, except for number 11 which ended up in a three way tie for not making the top ten list. B...

Miss Sally and I stayed in last night and watched “Bridge to Terabithia.” *Please stop reading now. I’m not a reviewer and I am really not ...

When I started my job, I received the standard desktop computer, monitor, keyboard and mouse. As part of my regimen when starting a new j...

Hi! Do you have a deep dark secret you'd like to tell but cannot because you fear retribution from your family, peers or neighbors? Ple...

I poop. Sometimes at work. Sometimes it is pretty stinky. My office is in a building where other guys use the bathroom too. Enough so that e...

I went shopping tonight. It was not the fun shopping where I meet Erik out for drinks first and then go shopping second. In the winter, yo...

Miss Sally gave Greg his bath last night as I finished painting the living room. (It was an awful red that only looked good in photos .) U...

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Chris, the ever astute Neo-conservative has been searching for the Weapons of Mass Destruction for the past four years non-stop. Who knew th...

{Author's note: I have been besieged with e-mails asking me about this cartoon. Many do not get it because either I am too smart or I ...

Got a job. I think this one will stick. No dead bodies. Well, one. And the seven dead fetuses. And the box of ashes. But I think that...

We all have made decisions that we regret. Sometimes we wish we could go back and change everything. I’ve tried sending a message to my ...

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I was doing a Google search (don't ask for what) when I came across the picture above. I thought it was a pretty funny Hello-Kitty-pink...

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Adam Hughes, 33, of San Diego talks about catching San Francisco Giants Barry Bonds 755th home run ball against the San Diego Padres after t...

A recent article from MSNBC has China’s Bo Xilai, commerce minister, quoted as saying that "over 99 per cent of China's export pr...

My father is a smart guy. He’s an engineer and chock full stories that I always took as the gospel truth. While I look back fondly on thos...