I love the Rotten Tomatoes movie review website. They take a large number of movie reviews and cram them all in one spot. I highly sugges...

I got a job. Thanks to everyone who helped and provided support by buying me drinks. I'll be working Tue, Thur and Sat at Sirens in Colu...

What music that shuttle astronauts wake up to Anything libertarians have an opinion about Ending a sentence in a preposition Spelling and gr...

Over a year ago Lia suggested I start this site. I thought she was nuts. Soon after the site was up, she suggested I get business cards. I...

I didn’t have a lot of sex in college. Most of my friends think I did. My MO was to hook up, make out for a while and stick around third ...

Doug, Jen, Andy and Dave. Juliano stuck her head into the photo. At first we were pissed. Now I think we are glad she did.

What American accent do you have? (Best version so far) Midland ("Midland" is not necessarily the same thing as "Midwest...

This photo was taken on my cell phone in my office parking lot.

No toilet paper Used a wad of hair from trash The Aristocrats!

I got the scanner up and running! Sadly, I cannot get my anything funny up and running. This is the best it is going to get today.

In the midst of job searching and writing and attempting to become famous, my computer has crashed pretty damn hard. I bought a new hard dri...

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I think it was a Friends episode where Ross had a list of famous women he was given permission by his spouse/fiancé to sleep with given the ...

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Well crap. Last year at this time, Meshell and I were talking about me publishing a children’s book. She had an illustration called The Po...

As of 9:07 on 6/7/07, I am the number one search return for the phrase Egotistical Bastard on Google. Egotistical Bastard Finally... some r...

{Author's note: This is update number four to the continuing correspondence between a scam artist and our friend, Frank Stein. Check o...

Greg Monster spits a rainbow , originally uploaded by holyjuan . Greg Monster terrifies the locals with his destructive rainbow br...

My favorite part is either the mumbling or the fingering of the bottle during the third take.

{Author's Note: The names have been changed in this article.} I walked out of my house on Saturday morning, preparing to mow the lawn. ...

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(Source) (WCL) COLUMBUS- Charles Handsy is no ordinary 22 year old college graduate. He’s battled a lifelong, debilitating disease that h...

What are you doing this Thursday ?

A few months ago, I posted the Word(s) of the Day list. Here is part 2. Notice the last word which basically means this is also will be t...

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T shirt , originally uploaded by holyjuan . I hear people make money designing T-shirts. I am not one of those people.

Erik moved to within 1.2 miles of my home. Tonight, I helped him move a last few items into his new house and then he and I went in search ...

A few months ago I posted a Spelling List of words that my guys in the field (and I) spelled horribly wrong in e-mails and reports. A smat...

Thanks to everyone who contributed to the Cratousum story. It turned out a bit dark as I have been listening to Margot non stop. See if y...

I had a wonderful idea just the other day. It solves many problems and creates wealth, which we all know and love. I’m sure most of us agre...

Darwin Lee Robinette, 82, a longtime Rushville resident, died at 6:30 a.m. Thursday, May 10, 2007, at his home. Darwin was the son of the la...

I went to MegaRed and Mike’s Cinco de Mayo party on Saturday. They are awesome hosts and always throw a good party. You can see the photos...

You can now check out full songs of Shrimp Attack! on MySpace. Click here to go the the Shrimp Attack! MySpace page. If you are into such t...

1. Inability to put forth the effort required to complete any task.

I have been trying to involve my readers in my life and besides being stalked, I have failed. Or succeeded depending on how you look at it....

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A few weeks ago I posted a series of e-mails between myself and a 419 Scammer. I said I'd update if he replied. And guess what!!! My ...

I must be going through some very odd emotional stage. I feel like a ceiling fan that is missing two blades, turned up on high. I spent the...

I am passionate about few things. And most of those things hover around debauchery and immorality. But the new album, Shrimp Attack! from...

Anyone else think that this action figure looks like Johnny Shaw?

Erlina and Young Kim with Erlina Kim Photography came over today to do a family photo shoot. The last time they were over was when Greg wa...

Kit, John and I went to Ohio University to see Margot and the Nuclear So and So's concert. There are two parts to this story which I w...