Anyone else think that this action figure looks like Johnny Shaw?

Erlina and Young Kim with Erlina Kim Photography came over today to do a family photo shoot. The last time they were over was when Greg wa...

Kit, John and I went to Ohio University to see Margot and the Nuclear So and So's concert. There are two parts to this story which I w...

Would you like to play a game? I call it, Hide a Dollar. I’ve hidden a dollar in a very accessible place. I wrote www.holyjuan.com on it s...

{Editor’s Note: This really isn’t a review except to say that Margot and the Nuclear So and So’s is a group worth listening to. The views ...

EDITOR'S NOTE: Sadly, this website no longer works.  I'll have to find a new one and try this experiment again.  Thanks for the fun!...

Someone in my office put this letter in the outbox. I looked at it for almost a full five seconds before I realized what the amiss was. So,...

I am the smartest man alive, but I do dumb things to make up for it. Luckily, there are people and companies out there that compensate for ...

{Update- I have no proof, but I think Palmerfest 2007 is going to be Saturday, May 12th. I will not be there. See why HERE } Hi! Do you k...

Hello Helen Skor, My name is Doug and I write stuff. I also read stuff. I happened upon your blog and got to read your article “I'm Lo...

Orlando, Beth, Lori and I went to lunch at Bob Evans Tuesday. I was tired and/or hungover from the Ohio State loss to Florida. The second ...

I started a list at work a few months ago of poorly spelled words that our guys would send in on their reports and e-mails. One day at wor...

Thanks to my sister, Amy, my mother now knows about this site and pretty soon all the sex and drugs and bestiality I’ve written about will b...

I decided to try a bit of scam baiting. This is the attempt to waste a 419 scammer’s time by having him think you are an easy mark, thus k...

Margot and the Nuclear So and So’s is playing at OU on April 14th. I think it is a free show, but I can’t be sure because I lost my secret...

"Love your neighbor, but build fences." -Something my dad would always say We live in a great house in a great neighborhood with g...

john and guy I bought a beer for , originally uploaded by holyjuan . We went to Brazenhead in Grandview for St. Patrick’s Day. It...

Yes, I know. There are several reasons why I should not have gone on a date with Cory Kennedy. I’m married. She’s 17. We don’t listen to...

Palmerfest 1992 , originally uploaded by holyjuan . There is really too much to write about Palmerfest. If you went to OU after 1990,...

This video is labeled "The Worst Fight Scene Ever!" I was going to try and convince you that it is actually the BEST fight scene e...

AUTHOR’S NOTE This is a “My Kid” writing. I suggest you stop reading now. I really do not like to hear people talk about their kid because...

1. Wake up drunk in Conny's hotel living room 2. Call boss and tell him you are still drunk 3. Yell at Conny and ask how I got on a fold...

There is a small chain of pizza/stromboli stores in Columbus called Pizzano's . It’s not the best pizza in the world, but it’s decent a...

Conny was in town this week taking the Ohio Bar Exam. He had called a few weeks ago to say that once he completed the test, he wanted to go...

Common Please Court , originally uploaded by holyjuan . My co-worker Angie picked up some documents in Marion County. As she was sta...

I’m still trying to decide if I got the letter “i” the word “I” or the Roman numeral one. Rob from www.cockeyed.com . is giving out link opp...

We went to lunch at the Asian buffet today. There isn't any quicker physical turn around than going from starving to the bowel hiccuppi...

Problem is it only holds 10 beers...

footlong , originally uploaded by holyjuan . It's hard to remember when photos were ever taken on film without the ability to see...

When I was 18, I had one of the greatest fake IDs of all time. It was my older brother Steve’s license. It was so good that I didn't h...

My co-worker Angie is looking for a beater car for her daughter. She found this van on Craig’s list and thought it was funny. I have to ag...

I love it when I see a company named B & B. (You can read why here-> B & B ). I don't care what product or service they ar...

Front Pant leg , originally uploaded by holyjuan . In the Summer of 1992, I worked in Ketchikan, AK as a retorter in a salmon canning...

I was recently the consumer of a service which was sub-par. Being passive/aggressive, I did nothing at the time of the transgression and a...

I love hot moms , originally uploaded by holyjuan . Miss Sally had to work today while the rest of Columbus sat around in their pa...