Thanks to my sister, Amy, my mother now knows about this site and pretty soon all the sex and drugs and bestiality I’ve written about will b...

I decided to try a bit of scam baiting. This is the attempt to waste a 419 scammer’s time by having him think you are an easy mark, thus k...

Margot and the Nuclear So and So’s is playing at OU on April 14th. I think it is a free show, but I can’t be sure because I lost my secret...

"Love your neighbor, but build fences." -Something my dad would always say We live in a great house in a great neighborhood with g...

john and guy I bought a beer for , originally uploaded by holyjuan . We went to Brazenhead in Grandview for St. Patrick’s Day. It...

Yes, I know. There are several reasons why I should not have gone on a date with Cory Kennedy. I’m married. She’s 17. We don’t listen to...

Palmerfest 1992 , originally uploaded by holyjuan . There is really too much to write about Palmerfest. If you went to OU after 1990,...

This video is labeled "The Worst Fight Scene Ever!" I was going to try and convince you that it is actually the BEST fight scene e...

AUTHOR’S NOTE This is a “My Kid” writing. I suggest you stop reading now. I really do not like to hear people talk about their kid because...

1. Wake up drunk in Conny's hotel living room 2. Call boss and tell him you are still drunk 3. Yell at Conny and ask how I got on a fold...

There is a small chain of pizza/stromboli stores in Columbus called Pizzano's . It’s not the best pizza in the world, but it’s decent a...

Conny was in town this week taking the Ohio Bar Exam. He had called a few weeks ago to say that once he completed the test, he wanted to go...

Common Please Court , originally uploaded by holyjuan . My co-worker Angie picked up some documents in Marion County. As she was sta...

I’m still trying to decide if I got the letter “i” the word “I” or the Roman numeral one. Rob from www.cockeyed.com . is giving out link opp...

We went to lunch at the Asian buffet today. There isn't any quicker physical turn around than going from starving to the bowel hiccuppi...

Problem is it only holds 10 beers...

footlong , originally uploaded by holyjuan . It's hard to remember when photos were ever taken on film without the ability to see...

When I was 18, I had one of the greatest fake IDs of all time. It was my older brother Steve’s license. It was so good that I didn't h...

My co-worker Angie is looking for a beater car for her daughter. She found this van on Craig’s list and thought it was funny. I have to ag...

I love it when I see a company named B & B. (You can read why here-> B & B ). I don't care what product or service they ar...

Front Pant leg , originally uploaded by holyjuan . In the Summer of 1992, I worked in Ketchikan, AK as a retorter in a salmon canning...

I was recently the consumer of a service which was sub-par. Being passive/aggressive, I did nothing at the time of the transgression and a...

I love hot moms , originally uploaded by holyjuan . Miss Sally had to work today while the rest of Columbus sat around in their pa...

{Editors Note: This is part one of a three part series concerning bits of the Star Wars movie saga. Yes, I realize this is several years t...

I have not been so excited about a movie since The Phantom Menace came out. 300 comes out March 9th, 2007. I am assuming that 300 will no...

Here's a quick snapshot of my morning with Greg at his swimming lesson:

There were several occasions when Stephanie, The Witch* and I got into trouble in Denver. *The Witch has a name and it is Melissa. She real...

This is for you ChePibe: When you are done excercising, you can remove the bike from the stand and use it on your next Mission, if you choos...

As with many of my writings, I try to protect the innocent with nicknames and plumes of nomness. It’s not their fault that I remember and r...

Kipley Matthew Eastep (Kip Eastep), 40, died on Friday, February 2, 2007. He was born on January 16, 1967 to Larry Eastep and Phyllis (Gulle...

I live in a house with a garage in Ohio. I think I am cool because I do not have to scrape my windows on the average winter morning. But s...

Thank you, previous home owners. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to spend my weekend (and I am taking tomorrow off work) attempting...

My friends know me for the sexist pig that I am or rather can be. I am OK with that. Somewhere in the dark, ichor filled cavern that is my...

I read books with my kid every night. As he looks for books to read, he usually asks, “What book do you want to read?” Whichever one I pic...

This is the last Meshell - Shorty - Doug napkin drawing post. I swear. Really! This was one of the first sketches we did which was to draw...