I’m still trying to decide if I got the letter “i” the word “I” or the Roman numeral one. Rob from www.cockeyed.com . is giving out link opp...

We went to lunch at the Asian buffet today. There isn't any quicker physical turn around than going from starving to the bowel hiccuppi...

Problem is it only holds 10 beers...

footlong , originally uploaded by holyjuan . It's hard to remember when photos were ever taken on film without the ability to see...

When I was 18, I had one of the greatest fake IDs of all time. It was my older brother Steve’s license. It was so good that I didn't h...

My co-worker Angie is looking for a beater car for her daughter. She found this van on Craig’s list and thought it was funny. I have to ag...

I love it when I see a company named B & B. (You can read why here-> B & B ). I don't care what product or service they ar...

Front Pant leg , originally uploaded by holyjuan . In the Summer of 1992, I worked in Ketchikan, AK as a retorter in a salmon canning...

I was recently the consumer of a service which was sub-par. Being passive/aggressive, I did nothing at the time of the transgression and a...

I love hot moms , originally uploaded by holyjuan . Miss Sally had to work today while the rest of Columbus sat around in their pa...

{Editors Note: This is part one of a three part series concerning bits of the Star Wars movie saga. Yes, I realize this is several years t...

I have not been so excited about a movie since The Phantom Menace came out. 300 comes out March 9th, 2007. I am assuming that 300 will no...

Here's a quick snapshot of my morning with Greg at his swimming lesson:

There were several occasions when Stephanie, The Witch* and I got into trouble in Denver. *The Witch has a name and it is Melissa. She real...

This is for you ChePibe: When you are done excercising, you can remove the bike from the stand and use it on your next Mission, if you choos...

As with many of my writings, I try to protect the innocent with nicknames and plumes of nomness. It’s not their fault that I remember and r...

Kipley Matthew Eastep (Kip Eastep), 40, died on Friday, February 2, 2007. He was born on January 16, 1967 to Larry Eastep and Phyllis (Gulle...

I live in a house with a garage in Ohio. I think I am cool because I do not have to scrape my windows on the average winter morning. But s...

Thank you, previous home owners. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to spend my weekend (and I am taking tomorrow off work) attempting...

My friends know me for the sexist pig that I am or rather can be. I am OK with that. Somewhere in the dark, ichor filled cavern that is my...

I read books with my kid every night. As he looks for books to read, he usually asks, “What book do you want to read?” Whichever one I pic...

This is the last Meshell - Shorty - Doug napkin drawing post. I swear. Really! This was one of the first sketches we did which was to draw...

> >From: Carpanza > >To: Holy Juan > >Subject: Buckeyes > >Date: Tue, 9 Jan 2007 11:02:28 -0600 > >What the he...

I drew the first sketch. Meshell fleshed it out. I'm not sure what the sketch was supposed to represent. If this was some kind of Soph...

There’s absolutely nothing to say when you are so soundly beaten.

Last night, Meshell, Shorty and I got together at B Hamptons to get a drink. During one of Shorty’s five trips outside to talk on the phone...

I hate people who make vague predictions. You’ll see them popping up over the next couple of days. “A major weather event will strike the ...

genuine - free from hypocrisy or dishonesty; sincere There’s nothing special about Dougs. Dougs are almost the same as any Tom, Bob or Bria...

Greg and I went to the Columbus Zoo on Christmas Eve day. It was the least crowded I had ever seen the Zoo. Both for people and animals. ...

Busted! You are such an IDIOT!

I have attached below a list of spelling atrocities that we've received from our guys in the field. On the left is their spelling. On th...

It seems pretty late in the season for toilet papering, but that has not stopped the roaming gangs of teenagers in my neighborhood from rain...

A few years ago, Sally's good friend Dana was dating a British guy. We piled on the standard British jokes. She took it all in stride....

I am not that bad of a person. Sometimes I come off that way. Many who only know me from social situations would never guess that I am a ...

Remember the good old days when an apron and a bra were the same thing?

Hello Scammer! I have your IP address as well as the location of the computer you are using. The authorities have been notified. Have a good...

I think I made a mistake by giving my co-workers my blog site address. I had to share the video our boss made. It was easier to give them ...

Do you have a friend that owns their own business or is an entrepreneur? Or do you have the friend who comes up with crazy ideas and says t...

Here's to another year. Some of John birthdays from the past. 1992 2003 2005

I don’t know much about sports. I do like to watch. I like to drink and get excited when Ohio State does well. I wear a Detroit Tigers ha...