I live in a house with a garage in Ohio. I think I am cool because I do not have to scrape my windows on the average winter morning. But s...

Thank you, previous home owners. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to spend my weekend (and I am taking tomorrow off work) attempting...

My friends know me for the sexist pig that I am or rather can be. I am OK with that. Somewhere in the dark, ichor filled cavern that is my...

I read books with my kid every night. As he looks for books to read, he usually asks, “What book do you want to read?” Whichever one I pic...

This is the last Meshell - Shorty - Doug napkin drawing post. I swear. Really! This was one of the first sketches we did which was to draw...

> >From: Carpanza > >To: Holy Juan > >Subject: Buckeyes > >Date: Tue, 9 Jan 2007 11:02:28 -0600 > >What the he...

I drew the first sketch. Meshell fleshed it out. I'm not sure what the sketch was supposed to represent. If this was some kind of Soph...

There’s absolutely nothing to say when you are so soundly beaten.

Last night, Meshell, Shorty and I got together at B Hamptons to get a drink. During one of Shorty’s five trips outside to talk on the phone...

I hate people who make vague predictions. You’ll see them popping up over the next couple of days. “A major weather event will strike the ...

genuine - free from hypocrisy or dishonesty; sincere There’s nothing special about Dougs. Dougs are almost the same as any Tom, Bob or Bria...

Greg and I went to the Columbus Zoo on Christmas Eve day. It was the least crowded I had ever seen the Zoo. Both for people and animals. ...

Busted! You are such an IDIOT!

I have attached below a list of spelling atrocities that we've received from our guys in the field. On the left is their spelling. On th...

It seems pretty late in the season for toilet papering, but that has not stopped the roaming gangs of teenagers in my neighborhood from rain...

A few years ago, Sally's good friend Dana was dating a British guy. We piled on the standard British jokes. She took it all in stride....

I am not that bad of a person. Sometimes I come off that way. Many who only know me from social situations would never guess that I am a ...

Remember the good old days when an apron and a bra were the same thing?

Hello Scammer! I have your IP address as well as the location of the computer you are using. The authorities have been notified. Have a good...

I think I made a mistake by giving my co-workers my blog site address. I had to share the video our boss made. It was easier to give them ...

Do you have a friend that owns their own business or is an entrepreneur? Or do you have the friend who comes up with crazy ideas and says t...

Here's to another year. Some of John birthdays from the past. 1992 2003 2005

I don’t know much about sports. I do like to watch. I like to drink and get excited when Ohio State does well. I wear a Detroit Tigers ha...

I would consider myself to be a consistent, entry level practical joker. If you want to be a Journeyman Practical Joker, you have to study ...

Every Christmas, my family does a gift exchange. Each guy buys one gift and it randomly goes to one of the other adult, male relatives. I ...

This is the tastiest recipe for stuffing that I have ever tasted. Grandma Susie gave me the recipe and the honor of making it this year. Gi...

I didn’t think it was possible that I could create such venom in someone. Sure, I’m an asshole, but assholes are nuisances that hit on your...

Doug's prediction: Ohio State – 27 Michigan -17 And, yes, that is a negative sign in front of the Michigan score.

At Ohio University, we did a live broadcast called “Fridays Live.” It was a live show that combined real time interviews with pre-packaged ...

I have never purchased a new car in my life. Adopting someone else’s misery always seemed like a better deal than bringing home a brand new...

We bought a mini-van. I just pulled my pants up a little higher and ate a bowl of Fiber One for breakfast.

It’s Ohio State vs Michigan week. And oddly enough, for the 3rd year in a row, I have a business trip to Guam that leaves at 2:00pm on the ...