genuine - free from hypocrisy or dishonesty; sincere There’s nothing special about Dougs. Dougs are almost the same as any Tom, Bob or Bria...

Greg and I went to the Columbus Zoo on Christmas Eve day. It was the least crowded I had ever seen the Zoo. Both for people and animals. ...

Busted! You are such an IDIOT!

I have attached below a list of spelling atrocities that we've received from our guys in the field. On the left is their spelling. On th...

It seems pretty late in the season for toilet papering, but that has not stopped the roaming gangs of teenagers in my neighborhood from rain...

A few years ago, Sally's good friend Dana was dating a British guy. We piled on the standard British jokes. She took it all in stride....

I am not that bad of a person. Sometimes I come off that way. Many who only know me from social situations would never guess that I am a ...

Remember the good old days when an apron and a bra were the same thing?

Hello Scammer! I have your IP address as well as the location of the computer you are using. The authorities have been notified. Have a good...

I think I made a mistake by giving my co-workers my blog site address. I had to share the video our boss made. It was easier to give them ...

Do you have a friend that owns their own business or is an entrepreneur? Or do you have the friend who comes up with crazy ideas and says t...

Here's to another year. Some of John birthdays from the past. 1992 2003 2005

I don’t know much about sports. I do like to watch. I like to drink and get excited when Ohio State does well. I wear a Detroit Tigers ha...

I would consider myself to be a consistent, entry level practical joker. If you want to be a Journeyman Practical Joker, you have to study ...

Every Christmas, my family does a gift exchange. Each guy buys one gift and it randomly goes to one of the other adult, male relatives. I ...

This is the tastiest recipe for stuffing that I have ever tasted. Grandma Susie gave me the recipe and the honor of making it this year. Gi...

I didn’t think it was possible that I could create such venom in someone. Sure, I’m an asshole, but assholes are nuisances that hit on your...

Doug's prediction: Ohio State – 27 Michigan -17 And, yes, that is a negative sign in front of the Michigan score.

At Ohio University, we did a live broadcast called “Fridays Live.” It was a live show that combined real time interviews with pre-packaged ...

I have never purchased a new car in my life. Adopting someone else’s misery always seemed like a better deal than bringing home a brand new...

We bought a mini-van. I just pulled my pants up a little higher and ate a bowl of Fiber One for breakfast.

It’s Ohio State vs Michigan week. And oddly enough, for the 3rd year in a row, I have a business trip to Guam that leaves at 2:00pm on the ...

What the break up text message may have looked like from Britney Spears to K-Fed.

The dudes got together last night at Kingy’s Pizza Pub . I know it is very lame to have a name for your group of friends, but it’s less gen...

1. Here is a photo of the Landing Strip sign taken via camera phone. 2. The angle shows the sign as one leaves the parking lot. 3. Much has...

You want to know how I feel right now? Imagine having the Holy Grail (the golden kind with jewels, not the cheap wooden one from Raiders 3)...

We finally carved pumpkins tonight. We bought six of them, thinking that we would carve and carve and carve. Not so much. At least we got ...

One box filled with various papers. One manila envelope. One 36 inch latex dong with MagicThrust attachment.

You might have asked yourself, "What would Superman look like if he just gave up on life?" A little like this. (The Superman on t...

I recently read that some politicians have gotten into some trouble for using the term “tar-baby.” Apologies were issued and Al Sharpton we...

There seem to be a million of top ten lists on the internet. I was able to crawl through and find these ten offenders of good taste. Wheth...

I started roofing back in the Summer of 1989. A roofer needs boots. I bought a pair and tried to scuff them up the day before I started so...

I found the naming of this gate very amusing. Especially when our flight actually left on time.

I am still of the belief that the internet is fake. That most the “people” you deal with on a daily basis via the net are bots and a few lin...

With Miss Sally returning to work, we needed some help taking care of Baby Ann during the day. We were only going to need help for about th...

I did some work at the Columbus Zoo a few years ago. One of the components was a nocturnal building in the Australia area that the exhibits...

My friend Meshell is a very talented and creative illustrator. We got together at B-Hampton’s for a drink a few months ago and she had her...

This message is to the girl who was at Skully's last night, dancing around in your bra. You danced for a bit, but were so drunk, you fe...

I have a friend that is South Korean. Towards the beginning of our relationship, I felt we were almost friends enough for me to ask a reall...

I’m not. I never have been immunized and I have never had the flu. Now, I’m not one of the idiots that think that the flu shot has a chance...

Like many of you, I went through the fourth grade. That was when I had my traumatic childhood experience. Everyone has the traumatic child...

I'm not a cartoonist, but I pretend to be one on teh intraweb. I thought of this one my drive into work this morning. (Click to enlarge...

God made fish. The devil made the deep fryer. Let’s go eat in Purgatory! There is a restaurant in Columbus called Old Bag o’ Nails. They ...