We finally carved pumpkins tonight. We bought six of them, thinking that we would carve and carve and carve. Not so much. At least we got ...

One box filled with various papers. One manila envelope. One 36 inch latex dong with MagicThrust attachment.

You might have asked yourself, "What would Superman look like if he just gave up on life?" A little like this. (The Superman on t...

I recently read that some politicians have gotten into some trouble for using the term “tar-baby.” Apologies were issued and Al Sharpton we...

There seem to be a million of top ten lists on the internet. I was able to crawl through and find these ten offenders of good taste. Wheth...

I started roofing back in the Summer of 1989. A roofer needs boots. I bought a pair and tried to scuff them up the day before I started so...

I found the naming of this gate very amusing. Especially when our flight actually left on time.

I am still of the belief that the internet is fake. That most the “people” you deal with on a daily basis via the net are bots and a few lin...

With Miss Sally returning to work, we needed some help taking care of Baby Ann during the day. We were only going to need help for about th...

I did some work at the Columbus Zoo a few years ago. One of the components was a nocturnal building in the Australia area that the exhibits...

My friend Meshell is a very talented and creative illustrator. We got together at B-Hampton’s for a drink a few months ago and she had her...

This message is to the girl who was at Skully's last night, dancing around in your bra. You danced for a bit, but were so drunk, you fe...

I have a friend that is South Korean. Towards the beginning of our relationship, I felt we were almost friends enough for me to ask a reall...

I’m not. I never have been immunized and I have never had the flu. Now, I’m not one of the idiots that think that the flu shot has a chance...

Like many of you, I went through the fourth grade. That was when I had my traumatic childhood experience. Everyone has the traumatic child...

I'm not a cartoonist, but I pretend to be one on teh intraweb. I thought of this one my drive into work this morning. (Click to enlarge...

God made fish. The devil made the deep fryer. Let’s go eat in Purgatory! There is a restaurant in Columbus called Old Bag o’ Nails. They ...

Without getting into it, here is my list of boy and girl numbers and letters: Girl Numbers 2 3 5 6 8 9 Boy Numbers 0 1 4 7 10 Girl Letters B...

We have a large jar of coins at home. I’m sure you do too. If you are like me, you call it the emergency fund. I’m not sure what kind of ...

We bought a mattress recently. We also had a baby. Purchasing the mattress was far more traumatic. Really. With the birth of a baby, you ...

Apple will allow you to engrave your iPod. I wonder if this would go through.

Oddly enough, I know a guy who is in the Secret Service. I know another guy who isn’t. Him first. The other guy was the perfect candidate ...

You may recall my story about Stephanie and the Witch and how we went out one night and threw smoke bombs in cars and such. (In the photo ...

The Buckeyes play Texas tonight. My prediction is Ohio State over Texas, 24 - 21. On a different note, the over/under was at 14 days as to ...

I was looking for an easy way out of writing tonight and did so by sifting through a bunch of old crap in a file called “Comics and Keepers....

Now that Miss Sally and little Ann are spending a good amount of time together, Greg and I have become dependant upon each other. He used t...

There is something astounding about the human brain that not only allows us to forget, but also lets us half remember. My buddy Conny was i...

Tanya and John are in town with their little girl Elle. She is a real cutie. Miss Sally keeps predicting that she is having a boy. We both...

Baby Ann Marie was born August 27th at 6:10pm. Five pounds, seven ounces. Nineteen inches long. Baby and Miss Sally are doing very, very w...

I got caught up writing about something else and now I don’t like where it went. So instead of reading five pages of drivel, please take a ...

My co-worker, Angie, got a phone call from her very distraught mother. Here is her mother’s tale: Angie’s mom walked into her office buildi...

We all knew it. No one wanted to say anything. Finally someone did and then it was a Who concert stampede of agreement. Shorty was, in hi...

I asked our household psychic to help us find the murderer of JonBenet. He drew the following sketch to assist the Boulder police in locati...

I’m as guilty as the 97% of everyone else who thought the family was involved. I just like to place my blame on the media. **Please note: ...

If you have five minutes to kill, please watch the following clip from the Price Is Right. Some say this girl is an idiot. I like to belie...

“The only way to hurt a man who has lost everything is to give him back something broken." – Thomas Covenant There was a survey on FARK...

I don’t appreciate the Disney parks as much as I should. Didn’t make it there until I was 29 and by then I was looking at how the fake rock...

I had a Journey song in my head so I downloaded the album from iTunes. After getting my fill I did a search for the video and found it on Yo...

The news reported this morning that a plan to bomb several planes between the UK and the US was uncovered and (hopefully) thwarted. The sec...

Handsome Joe was the realtor that handled the selling of the house we used to call home as well as the closing of the house we now call home...

A few years ago, Miss Sally received an old, leather bound bible after her grandmother passed away. The movie prop kind with gold lettering...

I am a slob and here is some anecdotal evidence. After several days of oppressive heat, the weather turned and I had all my windows down on...

It’s interesting what you find when you are unpacking boxes covered in dust. I once created two lists: one of words that sounded good and o...

We moved to our new home on Saturday. It was 93 degrees and the heat index was in the hundreds. Fortunately, Kit let us all borrow his ext...

I recently mentioned Swedish Fish and the JESUS ISREAL sign. Shorty and I had a business trip to Dayton this morning. On the way back, we s...

The call came at 10:00am on Saturday morning and I was soon to be giddy as a school girl. Erik was able to go to Stu’s with me. We would l...