Tanya and John are in town with their little girl Elle. She is a real cutie. Miss Sally keeps predicting that she is having a boy. We both...

Baby Ann Marie was born August 27th at 6:10pm. Five pounds, seven ounces. Nineteen inches long. Baby and Miss Sally are doing very, very w...

I got caught up writing about something else and now I don’t like where it went. So instead of reading five pages of drivel, please take a ...

My co-worker, Angie, got a phone call from her very distraught mother. Here is her mother’s tale: Angie’s mom walked into her office buildi...

We all knew it. No one wanted to say anything. Finally someone did and then it was a Who concert stampede of agreement. Shorty was, in hi...

I asked our household psychic to help us find the murderer of JonBenet. He drew the following sketch to assist the Boulder police in locati...

I’m as guilty as the 97% of everyone else who thought the family was involved. I just like to place my blame on the media. **Please note: ...

If you have five minutes to kill, please watch the following clip from the Price Is Right. Some say this girl is an idiot. I like to belie...

“The only way to hurt a man who has lost everything is to give him back something broken." – Thomas Covenant There was a survey on FARK...

I don’t appreciate the Disney parks as much as I should. Didn’t make it there until I was 29 and by then I was looking at how the fake rock...

I had a Journey song in my head so I downloaded the album from iTunes. After getting my fill I did a search for the video and found it on Yo...

The news reported this morning that a plan to bomb several planes between the UK and the US was uncovered and (hopefully) thwarted. The sec...

Handsome Joe was the realtor that handled the selling of the house we used to call home as well as the closing of the house we now call home...

A few years ago, Miss Sally received an old, leather bound bible after her grandmother passed away. The movie prop kind with gold lettering...

I am a slob and here is some anecdotal evidence. After several days of oppressive heat, the weather turned and I had all my windows down on...

It’s interesting what you find when you are unpacking boxes covered in dust. I once created two lists: one of words that sounded good and o...

We moved to our new home on Saturday. It was 93 degrees and the heat index was in the hundreds. Fortunately, Kit let us all borrow his ext...

I recently mentioned Swedish Fish and the JESUS ISREAL sign. Shorty and I had a business trip to Dayton this morning. On the way back, we s...

The call came at 10:00am on Saturday morning and I was soon to be giddy as a school girl. Erik was able to go to Stu’s with me. We would l...

What a tremendous weekend. I was only able to write about ½ of the story before I collapsed. (Collapsed = ate a cheese stick and fell asle...

I’m going to make like the Israeli army into Lebanon and invade Indianapolis for a few hours this weekend to see Stu. Erik and I had an ing...

Am I completely gay or is it OK that I find this photo hot? Yeah. I'm gay.

Allen, Joe and I were heading on business trip to LA. I had pathetic luggage and asked Shorty if I could borrow his suitcase that had wheel...

The good news is that our house is in contract. The bad news is that our house is in contract. We need to get out by the end of the month....

I hope that Miss Sally remembers that we went through a period of don’t ask, don’t tell when we first met. It was very early on in our rela...

I would like to think that this year’s ComFest was supposed to be about music, community and the celebration of diversity. The most enterta...

I understand that driving and boredom go hand in hand. Many would say that a good book on CD can help pass the time. Some people (like me)...

A storm passed through our little corner of Columbus this afternoon and was kind enough to knock out the power to our office. All I have to...

Allen and I went to LA. (There’s almost a palindrome in there somewhere.) We were there for work, but we were also there to drink. One pl...

Miss Sally, Greg and I were driving in the car on our way to or from somewhere. Greg said that he wanted to carve a pumpkin. I said that p...

What do you do when you see someone broken down along the side of the highway? Hood up. Steam pouring out. Talking on the cell phone to t...

I was just reminded of John’s 32nd birthday party. Wait. Let me rephrase. John’s 32nd surprise birthday party. No one told me it was a s...

My job is an unhappy place. There is no joy in the work. The only happiness is derived from the interaction with the people in my office. ...

I am waiting for the car repair guy to call. My breaks broke, so I guess they are working perfectly. They’ve simplified their pricing: No...

I have a kid. Other people do too. Seems to be a trend. My ex-co-worker, Steve, has a little girl. As a special gift of love, he would w...

The best thing about life is that you can always find someone worse off than you to make you feel better about yourself. –Rich Sparhawk I fe...

I was shopping at Kroger’s around midnight. Late night shopping is the best. No people to slow you up. The night stockers leave zig zag p...

"I'd rather be lucky than rich. Luckily, I've had a run of bad luck." -Doug Sorry folks. I've had a paid writing gi...

"25% of comedy is keeping people in suspense." - Robert Reall My friend Jason was in town last night to do stand-up at the Funny B...

“Hindsight is 20/20. Foresight is 50/50” – Emmanuel Gevas I tend to reminisce. Not that everything than happened before today w...