We moved to our new home on Saturday. It was 93 degrees and the heat index was in the hundreds. Fortunately, Kit let us all borrow his ext...

I recently mentioned Swedish Fish and the JESUS ISREAL sign. Shorty and I had a business trip to Dayton this morning. On the way back, we s...

The call came at 10:00am on Saturday morning and I was soon to be giddy as a school girl. Erik was able to go to Stu’s with me. We would l...

What a tremendous weekend. I was only able to write about ½ of the story before I collapsed. (Collapsed = ate a cheese stick and fell asle...

I’m going to make like the Israeli army into Lebanon and invade Indianapolis for a few hours this weekend to see Stu. Erik and I had an ing...

Am I completely gay or is it OK that I find this photo hot? Yeah. I'm gay.

Allen, Joe and I were heading on business trip to LA. I had pathetic luggage and asked Shorty if I could borrow his suitcase that had wheel...

The good news is that our house is in contract. The bad news is that our house is in contract. We need to get out by the end of the month....

I hope that Miss Sally remembers that we went through a period of don’t ask, don’t tell when we first met. It was very early on in our rela...

I would like to think that this year’s ComFest was supposed to be about music, community and the celebration of diversity. The most enterta...

I understand that driving and boredom go hand in hand. Many would say that a good book on CD can help pass the time. Some people (like me)...

A storm passed through our little corner of Columbus this afternoon and was kind enough to knock out the power to our office. All I have to...

Allen and I went to LA. (There’s almost a palindrome in there somewhere.) We were there for work, but we were also there to drink. One pl...

Miss Sally, Greg and I were driving in the car on our way to or from somewhere. Greg said that he wanted to carve a pumpkin. I said that p...

What do you do when you see someone broken down along the side of the highway? Hood up. Steam pouring out. Talking on the cell phone to t...

I was just reminded of John’s 32nd birthday party. Wait. Let me rephrase. John’s 32nd surprise birthday party. No one told me it was a s...

My job is an unhappy place. There is no joy in the work. The only happiness is derived from the interaction with the people in my office. ...

I am waiting for the car repair guy to call. My breaks broke, so I guess they are working perfectly. They’ve simplified their pricing: No...

I have a kid. Other people do too. Seems to be a trend. My ex-co-worker, Steve, has a little girl. As a special gift of love, he would w...

The best thing about life is that you can always find someone worse off than you to make you feel better about yourself. –Rich Sparhawk I fe...

I was shopping at Kroger’s around midnight. Late night shopping is the best. No people to slow you up. The night stockers leave zig zag p...

"I'd rather be lucky than rich. Luckily, I've had a run of bad luck." -Doug Sorry folks. I've had a paid writing gi...

"25% of comedy is keeping people in suspense." - Robert Reall My friend Jason was in town last night to do stand-up at the Funny B...

“Hindsight is 20/20. Foresight is 50/50” – Emmanuel Gevas I tend to reminisce. Not that everything than happened before today w...

I want to share with you a true story I call the Three Fists of John. (A good fight story has the word fist or iron or master in its title...

My friend Lacey just started a new job in a creative division of Universal Studios. Talk about an awesome job. She started last week and w...

"I don’t believe in fate, but I root for luck and wish for karma." - Noel Bodkins "I'd rather be lucky than rich." -...

Do you have some tidbit of worthless information stuck in your brain that won’t or can’t leave? I do. In grade school, I had a friend nam...

My cousin Andy was getting married in Rochester, NY and my whole family was gathering from here and there to attend. I drove up with my par...