The best thing about life is that you can always find someone worse off than you to make you feel better about yourself. –Rich Sparhawk I fe...

I was shopping at Kroger’s around midnight. Late night shopping is the best. No people to slow you up. The night stockers leave zig zag p...

"I'd rather be lucky than rich. Luckily, I've had a run of bad luck." -Doug Sorry folks. I've had a paid writing gi...

"25% of comedy is keeping people in suspense." - Robert Reall My friend Jason was in town last night to do stand-up at the Funny B...

“Hindsight is 20/20. Foresight is 50/50” – Emmanuel Gevas I tend to reminisce. Not that everything than happened before today w...

I want to share with you a true story I call the Three Fists of John. (A good fight story has the word fist or iron or master in its title...

My friend Lacey just started a new job in a creative division of Universal Studios. Talk about an awesome job. She started last week and w...

"I don’t believe in fate, but I root for luck and wish for karma." - Noel Bodkins "I'd rather be lucky than rich." -...

Do you have some tidbit of worthless information stuck in your brain that won’t or can’t leave? I do. In grade school, I had a friend nam...

My cousin Andy was getting married in Rochester, NY and my whole family was gathering from here and there to attend. I drove up with my par...

I had an odd experience the other day. I am on the road this week for work. My flight on the way to Wilmington transferred in Atlanta. The...

I am very fortunate to be married to Miss Sally. She is beautiful and mostly tolerant of my antics. We make a good team because one makes ...

I wish I were dumb. Not that I’m intelligent by any means. Clever, sure. But I’m not very smart. When I say dumb, I’m suggesting that I ...

Back when I had the greatest job in the world, I spent eight months at the Museum of Natural History in Denver, Colorado. During that time ...

I love yield signs. The concept is simple: YIELD = merge with traffic, but make sure you give the right of way to oncoming traffic. In so...

Me to Friend: Are you hooking up with whatshername? Friend: No. Me: You can tell me. Friend: I’m not hooking up with whatshername. Me: But...

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“Not much happened. The girls weren’t that hot. We just drank a lot. It was fun, but not crazy.”

Stu did not win a Grammy last night. He was up for: FIELD 24 - PACKAGE Category 86 - Best Recording Package In 2003, Stu had...

On Thursday, Shorty and I went to a local shooting range. The day before, Shorty not only suggested we should go, he looked up pricing on...

I was in Ketchikan, Alaska back in the summer of 1992 to make millions of dollars in the salmon industry. I made about what I would have i...

My boss quit on Monday. It was a shock only because some thought he was going to get fired. We are now on day four of the rebuilding proce...

My friend Amy and I went to Alaska in the summer of 1992. Ma inly to make money in the fishing industry and partly for the adventure. At th...

I did not go to Skully's last night. I told Miss Sally that I wasn't going to go to Skully's. I told my co-workers that I wasn...

It is a well known fact amongst my circle of guy friends that I frequent (though not frequently) establishments that cater towards men that ...