As the night was wrapping up, I had the opportunity to chat with Erie who works in the Ohio Attorney General's office. She was very cool and I wanted to make sure that I had her name so that I could follow her on Twitter. I had my camera and went to take a photo of her nametag. I realized that I was about to get a picture of her womanly front part protrusion and, giving into modesty, visually blocked her female, chest area protuberance with my hand.
I didn't think anything of it at the time, but now that I look at the photo, I must assume that she thinks I am a complete idiot.
But you have got to give it to me that I didn't say boob once in this entire article.
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