Oddly enough, we thought of these t-shirts while we were at Lollapalooza. If you and your two stoned friends want t-shirts, you can buy the...

After John's wedding, we decided we would climb the mountain. Greg found his Midnight Mountain Club T-shirt in a box when they moved an...

Check out my Don't Ask, No Wonkas T-Shirt ! You can buy it at SKREENED .

Here is non-photoshopped, visual proof that I have one fan who is actually willing to show her face! Feel free to Ask HolyJuan yourself by e...

Are you a vampire? Curious? This helpful t-shirt can determine whether you are a vampire or not! Click on the photo to buy it from Skreen...

I look at women's boobs. It is a built in, DNA programmed reflex and I'm done fighting it. Knowing that guys will stare at a woman...

A few months ago, I had a great, original idea for a t-shirt. I spent about three minutes on the photoshop and then zipped on over to Skree...

My newest t-shirt design at Skreened.com is a tribute to my friend Kit: Check it out at http://skreened.com/holyjuan/kit-peery-s-bike-shirt...

Daniel at Skreened picked my "I am a genus" t-shirt as one of his favorites this month . Someday, I might actually sell a freakin...

My newest t-shirt design at Skreened.com : Check it out at http://skreened.com/holyjuan/genus .

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Here's my newest T-shirt on Skreened.com : See it and my other crappy designs at http://skreened.com/holyjuan/i-am-awesome-basic

I know that 50% of my fans (one of you) have been asking me about HolyJuan apparel. Until recently, the only clothing you could buy was a p...