You can't tell me the same person wrote both these tweets:

COLUMBUS (HJ ) - Many guessed that Ex-Governor Sarah Palin would run in 2012, but all that was speculation until today. Sarah Palin announc...

Sarah Palin's top secret rider was recently found in a trash can outside of California State University Stanislaus. A rider is part of ...

ANCHORAGE, AK (HJ) - Sources say that Sarah Palin has a major trick up her sleeve for her 2012 Presidential run, though the sleeve isn’t ex...

Sarah Palin sent out a Tweet yesterday asking her followers to remember Martin Luther King Jr. I can see how Palin, who has been under a li...

Sarah Palin made a plea to all her Twitter followers to donate by going to her Facebook page and clicking on some links: But when you go to ...

Did you know that Sarah Palin has a Twitter account ? You should check it out because it is quite hilarious. She types with the ferocity o...

Here, ladies and gentlemen, is the next President of the United States on Twitter: Scientific advice from someone who doesn't know ions ...

COLUMBUS OH (HJ) - Sarah Palin announced today from her book signing tour that she will not be seeking the Presidential bid in 2012. “Inst...

ATHENS, OH (HJ) – Extremely conservative scientists Dr. Handons and Dr. Remerick were dismayed earlier today after their successful opening ...

PROLIFIA, ALASKA- On an unusually warm day in Alaska, Governor Sarah Palin announced that she will be running for the office of the Presiden...

ST. LOUIS, Missouri (HJN) – In an unprecedented turn of events, Governor Sarah Palin has announced that “Joe The Plumber” Wurzelbacher will...

(I have to assume that McCain is the one with four light sabers (a la General Grievous.)

WASHINGTON DC – In another unpredictable and bold move, the Republican National Comittee has decided to shift Sarah Palin up as the nominee ...

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