Obviously, the manager of the store bought the rock thinking that it would look better than the standard, black box of death. Sadly the “rock” placement did not conceal the intent in the middle of a concrete sidewalk.
Greg and I were on our way to the Arnold Classic and I saw the perfect spot for the rock trap right next to a resturant. You’d never know the rat trap was there! But of course, neither would the chef.
What this is all boiling down to is while I was researching the rat trap, I found this walk in freezer, sticky mouse trap product:
I have three observations:
One: You think the first mouse to get stuck would have told the others that they might want to stay the fuck back.
Two: The next mouse that gets caught on this trap is going to have to search pretty hard for a spot. I think there some space in the back to the right, but someone is going to need to scooch over a bit.
Three: I don’t know about you, but those mice look pretty content. It actually looks pretty comfy.
But now that I’ve made three observations, I’ll make a few more low resolution observations.
Low Resolution Oservation #1: How the heck did this mouse get in the middle?
I assume that the material in the trap is sticky. Really sticky. How did this guy get in the center without getting stuck? I assume he had to climb over his buddy who wouldn’t move out of the way in the first place.
Low Resolution Observation #2: Mice don’t walk backwards.
Look at this sonofabitch. He didn’t walk backwards on to the trap, so I assume he crawled over Buddy #1 and Buddy #2 and then got stuck.
And this guy did the same freaking thing!
Final Observation: If you find yourself with a trap with this many mice in it, I think you should be doing a bit more than putting a sticky piece of plastic in your walk in freezer.
And as a bonus, a photo of me letting a rat eat out of my mouth.
