Portal 2 is coming out soon.  I just noticed something about the two characters in the demo videos.

In January of 2006, I started HolyJuan. It was Lia that said, “You should start a blog,” and I did. My first story was a work related trip ...

I'm not sure if you get these types of seminar spam in your mail box. I get one or two a week. Seminars that are held on a daily basis ...

Lacey was in town for the holidays and Caroline, Allen and I got together for a drink. Caroline wisely bailed before photographic evidence ...

A video from around 2003. Dave and I helped to host the talent show and we created video filler material. This was one of the bits. And I ...

The HolyJuan clan wishes you a very merry Christmas and a happy new year. May we all be able to afford our own holiday cards next year.

Dave, his two brothers and I went in together to give money to a charity. I paid on my credit card and all but one of those jerks has paid ...

This policy is valid from 26 October 2009 This website is a personal website written and edited by me. For questions about this website, p...

It pays to be a Columbus Celebrity.

(Author's note: This is an unedited interview between myself and the first funniest person I know, John, concerning a recent trip and a...

You'd never know it, but I love Scrabble. Here's my Scrabble name score: Pholph's Scrabble Generator My Scrabble© Score is: 21....

Newest t-shirt design at Skreened.com : Buy it at http://skreened.com/holyjuan/snakes

Here's my newest T-shirt on Skreened.com : See it and my other crappy designs at http://skreened.com/holyjuan/i-am-awesome-basic

Hello Loyal Readers, As you all know, this weekend’s “HolyJuan's YankFest Marathon” will be a mastabatorial frenzy of self gratification...

Our company is trying some new Branding and changing our work attire is one method of creating a new look and feel. I was asked to try out t...

You knew is was going to happen... Click here to see the video! Special thanks to Dustin Heveron .

I sometimes pretend that I am a writer. Thoughts fall out of my head, the keyboard clacks and some of these ponderings actually make it int...

OK, so none of my predictions for 2007 came true except for the “3. Bird Flu will not have an effect on the world’s population… this year,”...

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