I got a call from Miss Sally on Friday. I was in a meeting, so I let it go to voice mail. A minute later, she called back. As you know, t...

We finally carved pumpkins tonight. We bought six of them, thinking that we would carve and carve and carve. Not so much. At least we got ...

You might have asked yourself, "What would Superman look like if he just gave up on life?" A little like this. (The Superman on t...