My buddy Dustin found this sign in a Columbus, OH restaurant bathroom: I think this is secret code for "Don't worry about washing y...

(Please note: all times are completely made up) 5:30am - alarm 5:37am - while I'm in the shower, I hear the alarm. I hit snooze instea...

Dustin and I were communicating via e-mail when I said that once he became famous, he should consider me for a role in a film as the pervert...