Dear Holy Juan, In a few short months I will be getting married. This means my future wife and I will be moving into a new home soon. You...

Dear Holy Juan, I have a little dilemma that needs to be handled with tact. Our new neighbors keep parking their car in front of our house. ...

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Hello Holy Juan Can you help me quit the republican party? I want to get out but don't know how or where to. Thank you Lewis from Califo...

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Dear Holyjuan, Throughout the entire course of our relationship together, my girlfriend has been misusing a particular word. At first it wa...

Dear HolyJuan, I am on Twitter, but I do not have very many followers. Why is that? Can you help me get more followers? Yours truly, @chic...

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I know that 50% of my fans (one of you) have been asking me about HolyJuan apparel. Until recently, the only clothing you could buy was a p...

Dear Holy, My stepmother recently called to ask if her sister's son could stay with me when he attends a week-long conference in my town...

I understand that several of my readers do not have hands or are busy with their hands while reading my site. I have taken this into conside...

Dear HolyJuan, My wife just told me she's been "faking it" for years. In fact, she claims she feels almost nothing from penet...

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Dear HolyJuan, I’d like to continue on the topic of getting laid as initiated by Marcie. I went out drinking this past weekend. I was abou...