I think everyone is aware
that July 30th is the Annual Update Your Laminated List Day!
As you all know, a
laminated list is the three famous people with whom your spouse/significant other will allow you
to have sex with, if ever the opportunity presents itself. If you happen to run
into one of your three famous people and they are drunk enough to let you jump in
the sack / couch / Robert Downey Jr.'s limo with you, then you have
permission to have guilt free sex with any one of the three people on that list.
This year, I have done an almost complete revamp of my list. I tried to
avoid being extremely creepy, so this list is just mostly creepy.
1. Christina Ricci (Not sure she will ever
leave the list)
2. Milana Vayntrub (She’s the AT&T girl and my crushy crush.)
