Towel Day is May 25th

Help to honor the life of Douglas Adams by celebrating Towel Day.

Here are some things you can do with your towel:

carry small stuff

drag bigger stuff

drape it over stuff too big to drag

don it

wrap it around your head

hide contraband

detain people with contraband

hide your shame

shame your hide

table cloth

somewhere to put sand when you are at the beach

emergency coffee filter

flag

gag

rag

makeshift bra

loin cloth

makeshift bra and loin cloth combo

sling

hands-on science museum speed of sound demonstration

And if you run out of ideas, you can use it to lay on in a field at night, stare up at the stars and thank Douglas Adams for making the Universe a much better place to be insignificant in.

Please feel free to add your own towel ideas in the comments.