A Page from Sarah Palin's Rider

Sarah Palin's top secret rider was recently found in a trash can outside of California State University Stanislaus. A rider is part of a contract that specifies all the demands of a client. Here is a page from that rider:

rider

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

you had me going until the bit about making a tent

HolyJuan said...

I like the part about the burn pile.

Holland Rhodes said...

You lost me at Faygo. She's may think magnets are magic, but she's not a mid-western juggalo.

HolyJuan said...

Isn't she originally from Minnesota?

Gaston said...

I thought this was legit until I read long neck bottles of Budweiser. She's a woman of the people and consumes her Bud straight from the can. She's no east coast liberal elitist sipping beer from fancy a bottle.

Anonymous said...

Check out The Onion's latest post...looks vaguely familiar...
http://www.theonion.com/articles/sarah-palins-speaking-demands,17287/

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