Sarah Palin's top secret rider was recently found in a trash can outside of California State University Stanislaus. A rider is part of a contract that specifies all the demands of a client. Here is a page from that rider:
I thought this was legit until I read long neck bottles of Budweiser. She's a woman of the people and consumes her Bud straight from the can. She's no east coast liberal elitist sipping beer from fancy a bottle.
you had me going until the bit about making a tent
ReplyDeleteI like the part about the burn pile.
ReplyDeleteYou lost me at Faygo. She's may think magnets are magic, but she's not a mid-western juggalo.
ReplyDeleteIsn't she originally from Minnesota?
ReplyDeleteI thought this was legit until I read long neck bottles of Budweiser. She's a woman of the people and consumes her Bud straight from the can. She's no east coast liberal elitist sipping beer from fancy a bottle.
ReplyDeleteCheck out The Onion's latest post...looks vaguely familiar...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.theonion.com/articles/sarah-palins-speaking-demands,17287/
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