I think the solution should be getting both your hands under dispenser..One in normal distance and other below that..Then give hope and remove the upper hand..Soap should fall in the lower hand :P
This describes my last relationship if you replace 'Automatic Soap Dispenser' with my ex-girlfriend's name, replace 'dispenser' with 'ability to care for other people', 'hands' with 'affection', 'soap/squirt' with 'glimmer of caring', and 'basin' with 'your miserable life'.
Why do girls always think everything is cute? do they just lack the words to say it was hilarious? or... cool? or... oh I don't know... sweet? pretty? hot? ok fine. cute. I guess cute must mean all of those things at different times. it's like the new version of good. "awwww look at it! it's so good!" "XD HAHA! THAT'S GOOD!" "wow. you look good."
Its sad..cuz I work in a company that helps take care of Mentally challenged people and they know how to use these soap dispensers with no Problem!!!....Im thinking that they are smarter than us sometimes!! :0)
Place affection under nozzle Wait When you have given up hope and think that the ability to care for other people isn't working, pull affection back and a glimmer of caring will land in your miserable life. Place affection under nozzle. Move affection about. When you have given up hope and think that the ability to care for other people isn't working, pull affection back and a glimmer of caring will land in your miserable life. Place affection under nozzle. Attempt to trick the automatic ability to care for other people by pulling affection out and then rushing them forward to catch the nonexistent glimmer of caring. When you have given up hope and think that the ability to care for other people isn't working, pull affection back and a glimmer of caring will land in your miserable life. Scoop glimmer of caring out of your miserable life.
It's funny because it's true!
ReplyDeleteThat's really cute!
ReplyDeleteexactly like that!
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha!
ReplyDeleteI'll "squirt in the basin." Isn't that right ladies?
ReplyDeleteI think the solution should be getting both your hands under dispenser..One in normal distance and other below that..Then give hope and remove the upper hand..Soap should fall in the lower hand :P
ReplyDelete@ Methral
ReplyDeleteIts still funny that to use an "automatic" dispenser you would need both hands. the mechanical old soap dispenser worked perfectly with one hand.
But with the mechanical version, you had to touch it after every other person touched it with their poorly washed poo hands, icky!
ReplyDeleteYeah, but after you touch that yucky dispenser with your already yucky hands, you wash them.
ReplyDeleteThe thing I usually don't like is having to turn off the faucet with my clean hands, or opening the bathroom door to get out.
the best soap dispenser's manual in the world.
ReplyDeleteUhhh, this NEVER occurs when I use an automatic soap dispenser.
ReplyDeleteWell aren't you special, Joban.
ReplyDeleteThis describes my last relationship if you replace 'Automatic Soap Dispenser' with my ex-girlfriend's name, replace 'dispenser' with 'ability to care for other people', 'hands' with 'affection', 'soap/squirt' with 'glimmer of caring', and 'basin' with 'your miserable life'.
ReplyDeleteYep.
Joban must be some kind of superheo
ReplyDeleteWhy do girls always think everything is cute? do they just lack the words to say it was hilarious? or... cool? or... oh I don't know... sweet? pretty? hot? ok fine. cute. I guess cute must mean all of those things at different times. it's like the new version of good.
ReplyDelete"awwww look at it! it's so good!"
"XD HAHA! THAT'S GOOD!"
"wow. you look good."
damn, dude. that poster is fish!
ReplyDeletejust look at the signs and letters on that piece of dead wood fiber.
I'd squirt if you repeatedly pumped my dispenser too.
ReplyDeleteOh Dave, you're so eloquent...
ReplyDeleteOk, this has never happened to me. I have never heard of this happening to anyone. Yeah, it's funny, but it is so far from truth.
ReplyDeleteThe author of this document should be writing Help files for Microsoft.
ReplyDeleteha! zing! nice one eric
ReplyDeleteAHAHA! This could be on passiveaggressivenotes! stumbled...
ReplyDeleteshopped.. you can see the pixels
ReplyDeleteIts sad..cuz I work in a company that helps take care of Mentally challenged people and they know how to use these soap dispensers with no Problem!!!....Im thinking that they are smarter than us sometimes!! :0)
ReplyDeleteLOL, so true!!!
ReplyDeleteI thought that inventions were supposed to better man kind? lol
ReplyDeleteSedgehurst:
ReplyDeleteLike this?
Place affection under nozzle
Wait
When you have given up hope and think that the ability to care for other people isn't working, pull affection back and a glimmer of caring will land in your miserable life.
Place affection under nozzle.
Move affection about.
When you have given up hope and think that the ability to care for other people isn't working, pull affection back and a glimmer of caring will land in your miserable life.
Place affection under nozzle.
Attempt to trick the automatic ability to care for other people by pulling affection out and then rushing them forward to catch the nonexistent glimmer of caring.
When you have given up hope and think that the ability to care for other people isn't working, pull affection back and a glimmer of caring will land in your miserable life.
Scoop glimmer of caring out of your miserable life.
Hahaha, who waits at step 2!?
ReplyDeletehahahahaha that is so true, happens to me every time a bathroom has one of those things.
ReplyDeletethis is funny
ReplyDeleteI'm crazier than a snakes armpit
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