-Uhhh, sir...when Mrs. Ted said she wanted something long and hard and two feet around, I don't think that's what she meant. -What do you mea—hey! Where the devil did you did you get those shoes in the year 1894? And what's a Reebok?
i fully intend to make another submission after i've had a full night's rest. you're pumped, i can tell.
Doug's attempts to teach the retarded blacksmith's son the definition of a circle's radius was futile. Especially when he was so distracted by the cosby sweater.
Silly Ted, that's not the hoop and stick stick, that's the graces stick. ---------------------------------- A young Ted Kaczynski teaches a local boy about the blast radius of mailbombs. ----------------------------------
"So let me get this straight, if I shinny up Paul Bunyan and put his cock ring on every day, I could have calves like yours?" "It's worked for me, just make sure you use the ring horn." db
********************************* Shortly after his demonstration, young Andy did sit on Bob's lap to try out his new game. Sadly, this Amish village no longer welcomes outsiders. *********************************
-Uhhh, sir...when Mrs. Ted said she wanted something long and hard and two feet around, I don't think that's what she meant.
ReplyDelete-What do you mea—hey! Where the devil did you did you get those shoes in the year 1894? And what's a Reebok?
i fully intend to make another submission after i've had a full night's rest. you're pumped, i can tell.
You might have all ready won.
ReplyDeleteDoug's attempts to teach the retarded blacksmith's son the definition of a circle's radius was futile. Especially when he was so distracted by the cosby sweater.
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ReplyDeleteSilly Ted, that's not the hoop and stick stick, that's the graces stick.
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A young Ted Kaczynski teaches a local boy about the blast radius of mailbombs.
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"So let me get this straight, if I shinny up Paul Bunyan and put his cock ring on every day, I could have calves like yours?"
ReplyDelete"It's worked for me, just make sure you use the ring horn."
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ReplyDeleteShortly after his demonstration, young Andy did sit on Bob's lap to try out his new game. Sadly, this Amish village no longer welcomes outsiders.
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Like a hot dog in a hallway.
ReplyDeleteYou should go to a doctor to get that checked out.
ReplyDeleteNow show me on this barrel hoop where the blacksmith touched you.
ReplyDeleteWelp, the contest is over. Segehurst wins!
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